I’ve just found a slug in my bag of spinach

[Grumbler]

Lightly processed latex glove in bag of wine gums.
What looked like a stalk of cabbage in a bottle of Oasis.
Rubber washer in a stew in a Bulgarian restaurant. Fella on next table found some glass in his.

[Glosphil]

Me & 3 friends having dinner. Went into the kitchen to pour more wine - already poured the first 4 glasses from the bottle. Earwigs in the next 2 glasses of wine poured from the same bottle.

I opened a new bottle & didn't tell the others they had drunk wine from a bottle containing at least a dozen earwigs.

[Jordie Barretts sock]

They must have died happy though.


The earwigs.

[richhead]

found a bit of a blue plaster in a sausage once, has put me off sausages for life

[Douglas Quaid]

Sheets Tabuer said:

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I once found a cockroach under the chips when I bought kebab meat and chips, obviously I had to eat the kebab meat and most of the chips before I made this discovery.

eta beaten to is dammit.

To be fair if I found that then I’d have chucked up the meal on the spot. Just thinking about it is making me feel nauseous.

[768]

Chicken vertebrae were interesting. I wasn't going to eat them though.

[Short Grain]

I'd bought one of those containers of ready made 'buttery mash' from Sainsburys a few years ago with my shopping. When it came to microwaving it later, I took off the cardboard sleeve and spotted what looked like a black curly pubic hair half buried in it! Took it straight back and went to customer service desk where the assistant looked at it, and before I said what I thought it was, said with disgust, "That looks like a pubic hair!!" I pointed out it was lucky I hadn't just thrown it in the microwave and served it up, without properly looking, and she looked absolutely horrified! Showed her the till receipt from earlier, and said, can I just take another one and leave you my name and you can maybe print off a copy receipt from the number on mine? Think she was just relieved I wasn't kicking up more of a fuss! I hadn't even pierced the film so they could obviously see I wasn't taking the piss. TBH, I was just 'kin hungry by this time

Edited by Short Grain on Friday 24th May 23:11

[Jordie Barretts sock]

I don't think I'd have chosen the same thing!

[119]

Just imagine the stuff you haven't found in the food you've eaten.

[ApOrbital]

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area said:

It (the spinach, not the slug) was part of a Gousto dish. I guess my username checks out.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever found in your food in whatever setting?

Oh, and always wash your veg, kids.

User name checks out.

[InitialDave]

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area said:

It (the spinach, not the slug) was part of a Gousto dish.

I mean, technically the slug was too.

I once found a piece of barb wire in a roast beef sandwich, that was a new one on me.

[dudleybloke]

I tried a Rustlers burger many moons ago and the meat had what I could only describe as a chunk of bell-end in it.
Never had another one.

[Sheets Tabuer]

dudleybloke said:

I tried a Rustlers burger many moons ago and the meat had what I could only describe as a chunk of bell-end in it.
Never had another one.

How do you know what bell end tastes like?

[PhilAsia]

Sheets Tabuer said:

dudleybloke said:

I tried a Rustlers burger many moons ago and the meat had what I could only describe as a chunk of bell-end in it.
Never had another one.

How do you know what bell end tastes like?

Maybe the second "d" in his forum name is a typo and should be an "n"...?

[croyde]

Sheets Tabuer said:

dudleybloke said:

I tried a Rustlers burger many moons ago and the meat had what I could only describe as a chunk of bell-end in it.
Never had another one.

How do you know what bell end tastes like?

Literally just

[ChevronB19]

Glass in a Sainsburys sandwich. I took it back, they refunded me and threw it in the bin. I did say surelynthey should report it upwards in case other batches were affected, but they didn’t seem to care.

[dudleybloke]

croyde said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

dudleybloke said:

I tried a Rustlers burger many moons ago and the meat had what I could only describe as a chunk of bell-end in it.
Never had another one.

How do you know what bell end tastes like?

Literally just

I bit in and something wasn't chewable, spat it out and........ Eeeerrrrrrrrrr.

[JuanCarlosFandango]

Shhh or everyone will want one.

[Short Grain]

Or the other side of this,

Used to stay in hotels a fair bit, travelling for work. Eating dinner in a hotel restaurant in Rainham, Essex, and overheard the table next to me talking about 'finding' a hair or something and kicking up a stink to get a free meal. I went to the gents, with a stop along the way to have a chat with the head waiter and warn him. Was fun watching the diners at that table trying it on, to have their conversation, when they were hatching the plan, repeated word for word by the head waiter who claimed he'd overheard them, and no, they wouldn't be getting a free meal, but they could have a chat with the police if they refused to pay! Their faces were an absolute picture! They paid. Ironically, I got my meal for free!

[MrJuice]

I found a piece of a metal skewer in my mouth when taking a mouthful of biryani in a restaurant in Southall. I was with friends. My portion of the bill was about £20. Dude at the till wanted to give me £5 discount. I declined and paid the full amount and have not been back since mostly cos the food was not great. I don't think the metal in food was in any way intentional but they really should have done more than offer £5 discount.