Plod in Cardiff

[TDTH1975]

Streetcop said:

Hit em in the right place and it drops em.....

I think the Cardiff fuzz need some 'right place' lessons - about 15 swings later and the bloke was still giving it his full...(Rather him than me - should be some good bruises in the morning)

And for those blokes the inside of the van, I think there might be a few 's in the morning.

[Streetcop]

Elfathome said:

Streetcop said: Dont beat yourself up....just get familiar with the bus timetable... Street Which Magistrates court will it be at? Northumbria aren't that excited about traffic related matters like some other forces; Lincs or Derbys for example, so you might fare better where you are than somewhere else.. Best of luck. Street Any ideas about Bedlington, in Northumberland Street

[Elfathome]

Thanks street

Mind being set at ease! Am off to hand in documents tomorrow morning, cap in hand and all.

Again... THANKS!

[bluementhol]

TheExcession said:

I can assure you officer I've only had a few ales... look here my cousins a QC....

Bit early in the morning for festivities isn't it sir?


They're not mine, they belong to him.

[Dibble]

Streetcop said:

"I was going for his thigh muscles, Your Worships, but in the struggle I missed both his legs..."

Dibble said:

"He testicled my fist, your Worships..."