Sick note

[DustyC]

Oh no! Ali (my g/f) is off work very ill!

Hopefully shes gonna be OK for the weekend or Im gonna have to eat and drink twice as much.

[DustyC]

If it was for work they wouldnt be getting a sick note just an excuse on Wednesday.

"Sorry, lost my car in a drunken bet and had a 200mile walk home"

[DustyC]

I know the best way to use those patches.
You just need 2.

Put one over each eye and then you cant find your fags!

[DustyC]

Im a big boy and need all of the bed.

(I'll leave that comment open to interpretation )

Ali said she will come along for the dinner if she is feeling abit better but may retire earlier. After tucking her in I'll be ensuring the bar is sufficeintly propped unitl the early hours

[DustyC]

Podie said:

DustyC said: Im a big boy and need all of the bed. ie, you're a fat, pie eating type with a small...

...mate that lives nearby and wants to be voted for

(thats mostly correct too!)

[DustyC]

You snuck back in then....how did it go?

[DustyC]

Ali is getting worse. Might be another dropping out too
She was really looking forward to it too.