Battlefield 3 - PC Players Thread

[FUBAR]

Fark that... you've seen my k/d ratio...I'd be having a stomach pump before 11pm!

[FUBAR]

My aim might be slightly off this evening.



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[FUBAR]

OFGS, you're all on 2 fackin 32 slot servers, and I'm queued like a spare prick at a wedding

[FUBAR]

Glade said:

how's that cider going down??

What cider?

[FUBAR]

Annoyed me the game before (karkland?) which we where cruising so that half our team went to sleep and then some fuktards got in our tanks, played like pillocks and caused us to lose ....grrrrrrrrr

[FUBAR]

Nope, defo got a 'your team lost' message at the end

I do wonder at times how we can be so far ahead and then the other side's tickets just stop going down, usually after a clan joins. Happened to me a few times now. Very suspect.

[FUBAR]

No, and Im sure his mates were all using the same gun (and nailing me at will)

[FUBAR]

3sixty said:

We did win though, maybe you got auto swapped at end Foobs?

Tbh I've no idea, I nailed 2 ltrs of 'Toe Curling Cider'. I could have kicked Kylie Minoque's back door in last night and wouldn't have remembered to be able to boast about it today.

[FUBAR]

U mad bro?

[FUBAR]

Done

[FUBAR]

Who was in with me last night when that hacker came in and our entire team where getting aimbot killed by ammo boxes? Player was Wash My Bawls or summat. tt.

Still, we did the right thing, hurled abuse then all logged off the server so he couldn't add to his 3 minute tally of 5k points and 56-1 and then reported him, although that does make me feel like the school snitch.

In my usual diplomatic way, I let him know that I considered him to be a part of a lady's anatomy, and he was certainly a Car NUT

[FUBAR]

You've given me an idea. As much fun as it is winding up ze Germans, I think we should clan up, find a Yank server filled with highly strung, pubescent American teenagers then all camp it up. Really give it to them.

The heterosexual red blooded 'Shermans' will go into meltdown

[FUBAR]

I'll try and put in an appearance after 9.30pm

[FUBAR]

Mrs Fubes is out tonight so I'll *stick a pizza in front of the kids, slam a dvd in the machine* and be on about 9pm






* from FUBAR's Book of Parenting Skills chapter 4, page 237

[FUBAR]

Out of cider. Have to start on the vodka. Oh woe is me

[FUBAR]

Radio 1 had a ref to 2 cups 1 girl yesterday morning. I nearly choked on my cornfalkes.

[FUBAR]

whereas Russell and myself got killed by a single rpg to a 100% health tank on that German server

[FUBAR]

I know I keep asking this question, but who owns the PH server? The PS3 boys have set one up and share the cost and admin duties and I think we should do the same. Must be able to coble together 12 of us to do a month each (or even 6 x 2).

[FUBAR]

Haven't really thought that far down the line, but I wouldn't want it to be too restrictive otherwise we could find it empty. Free for all but a preference for PHers/ kick for 'members' policy. On our Friday night get togethers I can normally count 16 or so PHers floating around 3 or 4 servers, so be good to get them on and stil leave room for the odd mate

Would be better to find out who owns/is paying for the current one and chuck a few quid their way and be added to the admin list.

[FUBAR]

Glade said:

Instant vehicle respawn!

Really? I hate that, well for the air stuff. Shoot down their chopper, by the time youve landed and repped, or pushed forward on the offence and their chopper is back at you. Drives me nuts.