Honestly I go away for a weekends little race and one or two drinks and you lot start picking on little Lois (Who is only short and not little at all) Petite is a better word I think.
Well if he thinks his 3rd leg is really as long as his other 2, we could stretch it 'til it really is. Only problem is us girlies are too pretty and delicate to do that so think we will enlist the help of nonegreen and door, ooo and maybe even pwiggles for his added punnishment