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jessica

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Thursday 26th August 2004
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So how many of You Northerners are going to Btap.?

jessica

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Thursday 26th August 2004
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three a party then me thinks. wohooooo!!!!

jessica

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Monday 30th August 2004
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ricardinho said:

nonegreen said:
Only if you buy a ticket, get your hair cut and put a tie on. We don't want you showing her up.


Yer just jealous that I've got more and better styled hair around me cods than you have on yer head I'll show you how to wear a proper evening suit sonny! Bet you can't find a proper bow tie in your neck size - you'll have to borrow one of Pwig's elasticated efforts from his school days

Game on Nonners!


Now now boys!!!!!!!!

Jessica will be present for inspections..
Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff.......

jessica

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Monday 6th September 2004
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theblacktuscks said:
Never been. Should I go?


come on clive you know you want to.

Get to dress up, eat nice nosh,talk to nice petrolheads,have a wee dram and a dance.

jessica

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Monday 6th September 2004
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theblacktuscks said:


jessica said:



theblacktuscks said:
Never been. Should I go?





come on clive you know you want to.

Get to dress up, eat nice nosh,talk to nice petrolheads,have a wee dram and a dance.




What's the hotel & is it any good?



no idea if it any good,should be though last year was good sauna steam room pool golf gym etc.


>> Edited by jessica on Wednesday 8th September 09:57

jessica

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Wednesday 8th September 2004
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ricardinho said:

jessica said:
Jessica will be present for inspections.. Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff.......





All crevices will be available for pre-dinner inspection if you dare Missus! If you hear me shout "Gas, Gas, Gas!" then run for cover! Especially if i've had a few beers

As for Nonners, well..... the evening will be over before you've finished checkin all his crevices


Me thinks u is in trouble now

jessica

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Wednesday 8th September 2004
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nonegreen said:

ricardinho said:


nonegreen said:
Yes I do have that reputation for stamina.


...because your pooptube is abused on a regular basis arse



Well I am sure there is a bit of both in all of us, but in my case the ring of fire is mostly curry induced


ricardinho said:


nonegreen said:
I understand its all over for you in seconds usually.


...because that's how long it takes me to take the laydeees to heaven and back



Interesting description of heaven. I would never have guessed it was located up against the wall at the back of the Old Cock in Didsbury.




stop bitching girls!!!!!

jessica

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Saturday 11th September 2004
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come on mods ......Sin bin I'm

I am deeply offended not amused

Jessica is brought up propper....
Anyhow I am sitting on a table with that nice young man
Scoobyzoom

No rifraf for me.
I have class.
and good taste.

jessica

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Saturday 11th September 2004
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ricardinho said:

jessica said:
No rifraf for me.
I have class.
and good taste.


But you know me, so how can it be?

SOOOORWWWWWEEEEEEE Jess


out of yer box dafty...

U know Jess loves ya reallyx

jessica

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Monday 13th September 2004
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nonegreen said:

ricardinho said:
Yes it's 'driving position' shaped and will be in the passenger seat on the one way trip! Thanks to my

Wonder what colour it should be Nonners!?



See

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=123938&f=102&h=0

for the choice of colours


fudge brown I would Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessica

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Tuesday 14th September 2004
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ricardinho said:
Cheeky old gits the pair of yer! Are you insinuating that I lick the other side of the stamp, metaphorically speaking?
What time does your Wallace Arnold coach leave Manchester to get to the event anyway?



Nothing to do with sexuality Richie.

All about yucky 70's brown cars.

actually I reckon the colour you got already is fabby.
You just need a tarten blanket now as Warren suggests.

I think Pwig may have one available...

Shall we ask him(said in 1970's childrens presenters voice)!!!!!!

on second thoughts perhaps not.!!




>> Edited by jessica on Tuesday 14th September 22:43

jessica

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Wednesday 15th September 2004
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ricardinho said:

jessica said:
Nothing to do with sexuality Richie.
All about yucky 70's brown cars.
actually I reckon the colour you got already is fabby.


Mmmmm, not sure what you were trying to say then. Nevermind, more importantly, what does Halcyon Atlantis say about someone then? I suppose Turquoise is about as close as you can get as a description for this most heavenly of colours

Maybe I should be looking for Halcyon Atlantis Cummerbund, bowtie and cufflinks??


Now that does sound classy

Might even let you sit on our table.

jessica

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Friday 1st October 2004
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nonegreen said:

raf dug said:


Balmoral Green said:
Do you reckon we could organise a convoy whilst taking up a minimum of bandwidth?



If your convoy is coming down the M6 can I join you at Hilton Park?


were going on the toll rd




Coz we is Posh.

jessica

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Wednesday 13th October 2004
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door said:
So now we kno who will have the pleasure of the best table at BT&P. How are we going to make it the best?

keep it clean!


well we be the ones eating caviar and drinking champoo.
oh and quails eggs

jessica

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Saturday 6th November 2004
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nonegreen said:

door said:
Right you lot.

Have a safe trip down to BT&P tomorrow, I look forward to meeting you all around lunch time.

Remember
Pool
Beer
Dinner

Not
Beer
Dinner
Pool


I'm off to polish the luxobarge soon.



lol excellent how about

pool beer dinner beer beer breakfast pool?


Me thinks you missed a beer off

jessica

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Monday 8th November 2004
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IIIIIIIIIIII'''''''''''' apen chuck!!!!

jessica

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Tuesday 9th November 2004
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door said:
Stapple diet of any true northern lass.




OH and don't forget the black puddings and mushy peas

jessica

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Tuesday 9th November 2004
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Lois-PIE said:
don't you mean caviar darrrrrling!


I was just trying not to be posh Darling.

The Caviar was nice wasn,t it.
Next year we needs some Stolly to go with it.

jessica

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Wednesday 10th November 2004
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nonegreen said:
Bugger, will you two stop it, I am bloody hungry again now.


ah well Lois pie shall have choccie and we shall eat all the caviar ourselves

jessica

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Wednesday 10th November 2004
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Lois-PIE said:
We'll leave door to the quails eggs I think!


Me thinks Door may require eggs of the ostrich.
a quails egg wouldnt touch the sides