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ricardinho said:
nonegreen said:
Only if you buy a ticket, get your hair cut and put a tie on. We don't want you showing her up.
Yer just jealous that I've got more and better styled hair around me cods than you have on yer head I'll show you how to wear a proper evening suit sonny! Bet you can't find a proper bow tie in your neck size - you'll have to borrow one of Pwig's elasticated efforts from his school days
Game on Nonners!
Now now boys!!!!!!!!
Jessica will be present for inspections..
Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff.......
theblacktuscks said:
jessica said:
theblacktuscks said:
Never been. Should I go?
come on clive you know you want to.
Get to dress up, eat nice nosh,talk to nice petrolheads,have a wee dram and a dance.
What's the hotel & is it any good?
no idea if it any good,should be though last year was good sauna steam room pool golf gym etc.
>> Edited by jessica on Wednesday 8th September 09:57
ricardinho said:
jessica said:
Jessica will be present for inspections.. Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff.......
All crevices will be available for pre-dinner inspection if you dare Missus! If you hear me shout "Gas, Gas, Gas!" then run for cover! Especially if i've had a few beers
As for Nonners, well..... the evening will be over before you've finished checkin all his crevices
Me thinks u is in trouble now
nonegreen said:
ricardinho said:
nonegreen said:
Yes I do have that reputation for stamina.
...because your pooptube is abused on a regular basis arse
Well I am sure there is a bit of both in all of us, but in my case the ring of fire is mostly curry induced
ricardinho said:
nonegreen said:
I understand its all over for you in seconds usually.
...because that's how long it takes me to take the laydeees to heaven and back
Interesting description of heaven. I would never have guessed it was located up against the wall at the back of the Old Cock in Didsbury.
stop bitching girls!!!!!
nonegreen said:
ricardinho said:
Yes it's 'driving position' shaped and will be in the passenger seat on the one way trip! Thanks to my
Wonder what colour it should be Nonners!?
See
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=123938&f=102&h=0
for the choice of colours
fudge brown I would Imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ricardinho said:
Cheeky old gits the pair of yer! Are you insinuating that I lick the other side of the stamp, metaphorically speaking?
What time does your Wallace Arnold coach leave Manchester to get to the event anyway?
Nothing to do with sexuality Richie.
All about yucky 70's brown cars.
actually I reckon the colour you got already is fabby.
You just need a tarten blanket now as Warren suggests.
I think Pwig may have one available...
Shall we ask him(said in 1970's childrens presenters voice)!!!!!!
on second thoughts perhaps not.!!
>> Edited by jessica on Tuesday 14th September 22:43
ricardinho said:
jessica said:
Nothing to do with sexuality Richie.
All about yucky 70's brown cars.
actually I reckon the colour you got already is fabby.
Mmmmm, not sure what you were trying to say then. Nevermind, more importantly, what does Halcyon Atlantis say about someone then? I suppose Turquoise is about as close as you can get as a description for this most heavenly of colours
Maybe I should be looking for Halcyon Atlantis Cummerbund, bowtie and cufflinks??
Now that does sound classy
Might even let you sit on our table.
nonegreen said:
door said:
Right you lot.
Have a safe trip down to BT&P tomorrow, I look forward to meeting you all around lunch time.
Remember
Pool
Beer
Dinner
Not
Beer
Dinner
Pool
I'm off to polish the luxobarge soon.
lol excellent how about
pool beer dinner beer beer breakfast pool?
Me thinks you missed a beer off
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