Btap convoy?

[raf dug]

Are you lot having one and if so can you pick me up at m6 J14.I could E-mail one of you my mobile number then you could ring me from the 1 mile marker for j14 and I could join you on the motorway down to j2.:thumbup:I know the way to btap hotel by the way.

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nonegreen said:

raf dug said: Are you lot having one and if so can you pick me up at m6 J14.I could E-mail one of you my mobile number then you could ring me from the 1 mile marker for j14 and I could join you on the motorway down to j2.I know the way to btap hotel by the way. Sounds like a plan mate but you are in for a shock if you have never been in convoy with Jess and me

I'll be o.k keeping up (big turbo) but mrs raf dug starts hanging on to door handles when I go over 80, should be interesting.
Has anybody got a road Angel(I don't mean Lois I mean the type of road angel that detects speed cameras).

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anonymous said:

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You can wear whatever you want as long as you've got a bloke with a map in the passenger seat
Not that i'm saying women can't read maps or anything.

[raf dug]

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Looks and intelligence, a very rare combination your lucky, a lot of young lady's have one or the other.

Btw thats not how you spell navigated.

>> Edited by raf dug on Thursday 15th September 12:39

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nonegreen said:

raf dug said: anonymous said: [redacted] Looks and intelligence, a very rare combination your lucky, a lot of young lady's have one or the other. Btw thats not how you spell navigated. >> Edited by raf dug on Thursday 15th September 12:39 Lois? spelled something wrong? Surely we will be following Pwiggy NOT

Doesn't pwig have a huge BMW now, if so we could have him follow the convoy with a rope in case any of us breakdown.

[raf dug]

Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long

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nonegreen said:

raf dug said: Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long Yeah but at 80 he gets sucked out of the cockpit and lands on his head in a field. Fortunately missing his brain by nearly 6 feet.

Blooty hell, I've just had a look at pwigs profile, has he got a roof for that.It can be freezing the end of november, we might have to get lois to defrost his fingers in the pool.

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nonegreen said:

Balmoral Green said: raf dug said: we might have to get Lois to defrost his fingers in the poo nonegreen said: Nah Pwiggy will do it by shoving them up his arse. Thats what Dougie said in the 1st place What Lois will shove Pwiggys fingers up his arse Nah she will kick im in the nuts again like last year

I must have missed that bit,Lois if your gonna kick him in the nuts this year can you do it when I have a camera on me, it would make a cracking caption competition.

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I remember one of you in a DB9 pressing the starter button, on last years btap thread did you get to drive it?

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I didn't make sunday morning the chambermaid gave me a knock at lunchtime.

[raf dug]

Do we get breakfast this year?

[raf dug]

Pool spa and sauna, sounds good to me.I hope the pools not too busy though, my speedo's might get a few funny looks..I'm not looking forward to taking the kids to Stafford baths in them either.

[raf dug]

How about a convoy fleet list (what are you driving and who's in it)I'll start you off, just add your car and contents and re-post

Saa93 se(HOT) convertible............. raf dug mrs raf dug


>> Edited by raf dug on Monday 26th September 14:06

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anonymous said:

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I thought you were driving nonegreen's 911(lucky lady)

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nonegreen said:

raf dug said: anonymous said: [redacted] I thought you were driving nonegreen's 911(lucky lady) Lois has always taken the stance of saying "yes I would love to" Until a better offer comes along. If Shadytree were coming form the North and offered her a ride in his DB9 she would out of my car like a shot. And if we met Flemke on the M6 in his McLaren the DB9 would be transpoting Lois' Luggage.

We could play pass the passenger with Lois, porsche 911,saab,dax rush,chim 500 etc etc.

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Gaffer said:

Guys, Seeing as Roop isnt coming anymore, I am just going to head down to the hotel in the morning. Claire

I'm not sure about times, but going from last year I would have thought we would be setting off in the morning and getting there about lunchtime to take advantage of the pool sauna and bar.
I'll leave the times to nonegreen and Lois, i'll mail them my number and they can tell me and Dawn when to be at j14.

[raf dug]

Minimax, Tom if you want to come down with the North West convoy you are very welcome to stay with me and Dawn on the fridayYour car will be safe I might even let you have the garage or the middle spot in the drive.

>> Edited by raf dug on Tuesday 27th September 13:27

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That would be a by good photo, me and Tom stood in front of my car in matching vests and blues brothers shades.

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I was thinking of outside my house but if he goes the midlands way I will bring a couple of black vests(vest season is normally march to october, but i'll make an exception for a decent photo).Could be a bit cold at the wrong end of November.

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Mens nipples(and other bits) shrink when there cold
(well that's my excuse anyway).