Shock Horror: Ultima driver seen eating 2 meals!!!

[iandbeech]

tuxman said:

Yes took me three hours to type that.

I was thinking more your middle finger held aloft in reply!!

[Bacardi]

Nah....... he's far too much of a gentleman and jolly good sport a to do that. However..... just in case....... I won't be coming to any more PH meets.

Just in case he me.

[iandbeech]

Tegs said:

Glutony has finally taken its toll. The additional weight this guy is carrying must be having a severe effect on his cars performance. There is a very strong rumour that on the way to the Le Manns 24Hr Classic he was overtaken by a Mk1 Ford Escort. >> Edited by Tegs on Tuesday 27th July 19:12 >> Edited by Tegs on Tuesday 27th July 19:14

Welcome to the mad house Tegs - I take it you`ve also suffered from mal-nutrition when Simon`s at the table!

[Tegs]

There was a severe shortage of food AND red wine. Its the first time ive seen somebody eat a beef burger with custard on in!!!!!!! Not nice...

[simpo two]

Tegs said:

There was a severe shortage of food AND red wine. Its the first time ive seen somebody eat a beef burger with custard on in!!!!!!! Not nice...

Kippers and marmalade?

[phil.borden]

Judging by the amount of c**p spewed over the front of my Ultima from when Simon started his when leaving the ferry recently (I was parked close (too close) behind), I can only assume that his exhaust is connected directly to his bottom. Come to think of it, it did resemble burger and custard, not to mention some soot, oil and red wine. Is this why the car sounds so quite compared to mine?

[iandbeech]

simpo two said:

Tegs said: There was a severe shortage of food AND red wine. Its the first time ive seen somebody eat a beef burger with custard on in!!!!!!! Not nice... Kippers and marmalade?

You`re not pregnant are you Simpo?

[tuxman]

hi tegs rumour has it escort was fueled by nitro and red wine mix!!!p.s did we drink this later???i have no memory of custard burger incident.

[hornie]

phil.borden said:

Judging by the amount of c**p spewed over the front of my Ultima from when Simon started his when leaving the ferry recently (I was parked close (too close) behind), I can only assume that his exhaust is connected directly to his bottom. Come to think of it, it did resemble burger and custard, not to mention some soot, oil and red wine. Is this why the car sounds so quite compared to mine?

Phil - key point here... you were behind Simon

[Tegs]

tuxman said:

hi tegs rumour has it escort was fueled by nitro and red wine mix!!!p.s did we drink this later???i have no memory of custard burger incident.

Hey Simon
Its a good job I have some photos then!!
If only I could find out how to embed them on this forum then everyone could enjoy them

[tuxman]

hi tegs will not accept any responsibility for action taken over le-mans weekened i was led astray by mad escort driver