Shock Horror: Ultima driver seen eating 2 meals!!!

Shock Horror: Ultima driver seen eating 2 meals!!!

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iandbeech

2,709 posts

264 months

Saturday 3rd July 2004
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tuxman said:
Yes took me three hours to type that.


I was thinking more your middle finger held aloft in reply!!

Bacardi

2,235 posts

282 months

Saturday 3rd July 2004
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Nah....... he's far too much of a gentleman and jolly good sport a to do that. However..... just in case....... I won't be coming to any more PH meets.

Just in case he me.

tuxman

9,011 posts

244 months

Monday 5th July 2004
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in truth gentlemen i enjoy doing most things twice a day

iandbeech

2,709 posts

264 months

Monday 5th July 2004
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tuxman said:
in truth gentlemen i enjoy doing most things twice a day


No wonder you`ve got such a healthy appetite then!!

tuxman

9,011 posts

244 months

Monday 5th July 2004
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plenty of roast beef helps me keep it up !!!

Tegs

15 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th July 2004
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Glutony has finally taken its toll. The additional weight this guy is carrying must be having a severe effect on his cars performance. There is a very strong rumour that on the way to the Le Manns 24Hr Classic he was overtaken by a Mk1 Ford Escort.

>> Edited by Tegs on Tuesday 27th July 19:12

>> Edited by Tegs on Tuesday 27th July 19:14

iandbeech

2,709 posts

264 months

Tuesday 27th July 2004
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Tegs said:
Glutony has finally taken its toll. The additional weight this guy is carrying must be having a severe effect on his cars performance. There is a very strong rumour that on the way to the Le Manns 24Hr Classic he was overtaken by a Mk1 Ford Escort.

>> Edited by Tegs on Tuesday 27th July 19:12

>> Edited by Tegs on Tuesday 27th July 19:14


Welcome to the mad house Tegs - I take it you`ve also suffered from mal-nutrition when Simon`s at the table!

Tegs

15 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th July 2004
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There was a severe shortage of food AND red wine. Its the first time ive seen somebody eat a beef burger with custard on in!!!!!!! Not nice...

simpo two

86,911 posts

271 months

Wednesday 28th July 2004
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Tegs said:
There was a severe shortage of food AND red wine. Its the first time ive seen somebody eat a beef burger with custard on in!!!!!!! Not nice...

Kippers and marmalade?

phil.borden

1,064 posts

252 months

Wednesday 28th July 2004
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Judging by the amount of c**p spewed over the front of my Ultima from when Simon started his when leaving the ferry recently (I was parked close (too close) behind), I can only assume that his exhaust is connected directly to his bottom. Come to think of it, it did resemble burger and custard, not to mention some soot, oil and red wine. Is this why the car sounds so quite compared to mine?

iandbeech

2,709 posts

264 months

Wednesday 28th July 2004
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simpo two said:

Tegs said:
There was a severe shortage of food AND red wine. Its the first time ive seen somebody eat a beef burger with custard on in!!!!!!! Not nice...


Kippers and marmalade?


You`re not pregnant are you Simpo?

tuxman

9,011 posts

244 months

Monday 2nd August 2004
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hi tegs rumour has it escort was fueled by nitro and red wine mix!!!p.s did we drink this later???i have no memory of custard burger incident.

hornie

368 posts

247 months

Monday 2nd August 2004
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phil.borden said:
Judging by the amount of c**p spewed over the front of my Ultima from when Simon started his when leaving the ferry recently (I was parked close (too close) behind), I can only assume that his exhaust is connected directly to his bottom. Come to think of it, it did resemble burger and custard, not to mention some soot, oil and red wine. Is this why the car sounds so quite compared to mine?



Phil - key point here... you were behind Simon

Tegs

15 posts

243 months

Monday 2nd August 2004
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tuxman said:
hi tegs rumour has it escort was fueled by nitro and red wine mix!!!p.s did we drink this later???i have no memory of custard burger incident.

Hey Simon
Its a good job I have some photos then!!
If only I could find out how to embed them on this forum then everyone could enjoy them

tuxman

9,011 posts

244 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2004
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hi tegs will not accept any responsibility for action taken over le-mans weekened i was led astray by mad escort driver