Worst bit of mickey mouse design on a tvr?!

Worst bit of mickey mouse design on a tvr?!

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griff2be

5,089 posts

269 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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The roof goes into the Griff with the carbon facing you.

It goes in the other way on the Chim and curves round the fuel tank a bit.

JonRB

74,897 posts

274 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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It goes in the other way on the Chim and curves round the fuel tank a bit.
That's right. The way that I do it makes it curve round the tank exactly as you describe.
I didn't realise it was the other way round on the Griff.

SGirl

7,918 posts

263 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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I've still not worked out how to get the roof in the boot, and now I'm even more confused. I just leave mine in the garage and pray for nice weather!

scruff400

3,757 posts

263 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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It was designed???

Thought it was just a beautifull flow of consiousness..

WAAAAAAAAAAaaaay too much caffeine

beano1197

20,854 posts

277 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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It was designed???






I was getting excited myself at that point - I thought for one moment that I had found the mystical answer to the "roof in boot" question - now why couldn't the tank in the Griff have been shaped so that the roof did go carbon side in first...... much more room for the cases of chateau collapso on the supermarket run.

pbrettle

3,280 posts

285 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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The "roof in the boot" thing is actually patented you know.... You have to design it in enough detail to get in passed as a patent...

icamm

2,153 posts

262 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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I also vote for he Griff glove box catch. Including the "patented" automatic opening device which is triggered by large bumps. Straight onto passenger knee caps of course.

Also the Griff seat belts. If you are on a slight slope then they won't unravel for you to put them on. This might have been improved later on but in my '92 4.3 they are a right pain in the .

scruff400

3,757 posts

263 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Griff seat belts

Iain, do yours reel you in as you drive? You can only ease yourself out by applying the brake!!
Drivers side only though??!

Rosso Paul

1,080 posts

269 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Also the Griff seat belts. If you are on a slight slope then they won't unravel for you to put them on. This might have been improved later on but in my '92 4.3 they are a right pain in the .



'fraid not - I've got one of the last Griff's (70/100) and they're just the same. Had them changed by the dealer and they're still the same!
Paul

david010167

1,397 posts

265 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Also the Griff seat belts. If you are on a slight slope then they won't unravel for you to put them on. This might have been improved later on but in my '92 4.3 they are a right pain in the .



and I thought that it was just mine, should have known better. It is annoying when you can not get the belt on, and have to drive a bit until it is level enought for the things to come out.

David

philshort

8,293 posts

279 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Chim seat belts are just the same. Worst bit is where you come to a T junction and find yourself pinned to the seat, unable to move forward to get a clear view. Then you have to undo the belt - just what you want at a junction - not. After a while you get used to leaning forward as you approach junctions to make sure you get some slack - which must look hilarious to onlookers. Whats worse though, looking like a nodding dog as you pull up or looking a fool as you fiddle with the seatbelt afterwards?

slipnot

88 posts

265 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Chimaera doors seem to be carefully designed such that the bottom edge is set at exactly average kerb height. Any camber on the road where you park and you plane about 1mm of GRP off the bottom when the door pops open. Kinda spoils the "wow" factor of the innovative door opening mechanism when you have to yell at the passenger to mind they dont scuff the door as it opens!

TVRwhoa

349 posts

262 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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I find that if the girlriend or passenger gets out first it unloads the car enough to push the suspension up so most times the door clears the pavement.

My favourite useless item, is the button under the left hand side of the steering wheel that switches the dash lights off after two weeks of checking fuses trying TVR handbook to trace wires can't understand why the dash don't lightup antomre, trying to guess my speed in the dark :mad I find there's a button to turn them back on much embarassment !!

NoisyGriff

575 posts

270 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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Sorry. I'm confused.
You're saying the roof was designed to go into the boot of a Griffith?

Rubbish. I reckon someone just tried it oneday and it worked. "Someone tell the dealers!" yells Mr Wheeler and hey presto, that's how it was designed.

Pure luck

jodypress

1,930 posts

276 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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i agree with tvrwhoa. but luckily managed to find the light switch after a phone call to my car mad father, who immediately said "is there any switch?"
i mean i can understand a dimmer but completely off ??????

RCA

1,769 posts

270 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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I'm with slipnot on the doors, forever catching them on the kerb!!, sometimes pull up and can't even open them because of kerb, how stupid do I look then!!!!!

Gasblaster

27,428 posts

281 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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Griff ashtrays are embarrassing.
Battery is a nightmare to get at - the whole car was obviously shrink-wrapped around it.

Just as well the rest if the car is so bloody fantastic (apart from the windscreen bonding....)

LeeBee

773 posts

286 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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When I stripped the carpet out of the S for a retrim a year or so ago I found that there was part of a Pioneer stereo box glued to the back of the carpet under the roof hoop pivot point to strengthen it each side, the stereo box was the same model as fitted to some S's so it must have been the factory!.Also really like the TVR method of "we can make anything fit with enough washers!"

Cheers

LeeBee

douglasr

1,092 posts

274 months

philshort

8,293 posts

279 months

Saturday 17th August 2002
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Can't believe we got to page 3 before someone had to bring that up. B-O-R-I-N-G! It lasted 24hrs, can't be that Mickey Mouse.