Time to tell the truth benno!!

[flasher]

Come on benno, we have all heard about your troubles with your Cerbera's. It's time for you to give us a run down of how your Porsche is ( or isn't!! ) going mate....... It might balance out the Porsche V TVR argument forever........

[flasher]

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yeh fine no probs whatsover flash

bennno

Come on benno, confess your sins.........

[flasher]

I know the truth.... but I'm giving benno a chance to come clean. If the S6 lump goes in my Tamora you will all hear about it (from benno before me probably!!). Come on benno, I don't want to have to expose you, we are all friends here.....

[flasher]

He has until 22:00 to confess..... and then I'm outing him

[flasher]

thom. shut up. If I was on a predominantly Porsche website and kept posting how unreliable and poor my Porsches had been and how good my TVR was, I would be slaughtered if my TVR then went wrong. I have always said to benno that it's fine to keep on about Porsche reliability but will he confess when something goes wrong? OK so the car is under warranty and I doubt in the same circumstances that TVR would cover what the Porsche garage is covering, but we still deserve to know the truth......

Remember thom that benno is a good mate of mine (until this thread!!) and I wouldn't know what I know if he wasn't. I also know that what he's having "repaired" will increase the value of the car, not de-value it or I wouldn't have started this leg pulling thread.....

After slaughtering TVR reliability I think he should share it with us don't you?

[flasher]

That's OK thom.

Now come on benno, lets hear it......I'm all

[flasher]

Ve hav vays ov making you talk benno......

[flasher]

15 minutes to go............just called him and no reply, so he's out or refusing to talk to me

[flasher]

OK then here we go.... sorry Ben but if the boot was on the other foot you would flame my ass all the way back to Blackpool

Gearbox clutch

[flasher]

Now I sit back, and wait for my speed six lump to start pining for it's ancestral home in Blackpool, safe in the knowledge that if it does go bang Ben will quickly let you all know!!!

I was only doing my bit for Queen and Country against the might of the German car empire!!!

[flasher]

Boxster loan car my arse. Come clean Benno they have lent you a Toyota Corrolla and you know it
To quote you on the phone " and to cap it all they have dropped a bloody corrolla off in it's place!!"

I was very impressed by the way you made the clutch and gearbox being shagged look like a minor fault mate

I can see this from you one day....

" Oh nothing really, it was just a minor roll. Those chaps at Porsche says it needs a new body, chassis and interior and they will throw an engine in for goodwill. They also offered me a week with Brittney Spears and full use of her Helicopter while they fix it..."

[flasher]

"hope you TVR boys are going to sort out some European breakdown cover."

Yeah just in case something else goes wrong on that kit car of yours.....

[flasher]

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to add to the comment below, if nothing breaks on Flashers car for 3.5yrs or 40,000 miles then i will buy him a pint - and go and buy myself a Tamora as well

Bennno

and if you ever own a car for more than two years i will buy you a pint
How many cars now Ben? 32 in four years?

lucky b*st*rd

[flasher]

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quote:Definately reccomend one, but next car will possibly have V8, Twin turbo's and 4 seats.

Bennno

i wonder what that might be ????

p.s. brands tickets are here...

Let me see.... twin turbo V8?? that would be telling.........

[flasher]

obi

you're a star mate, see you at the meet sunday?