Barn Bragging - House of Heaps

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anonymous-user

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55 months

Friday 4th September 2020
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I saw what you did there....





P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Saturday 5th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
I saw what you did there....




Stone me that brought back a memory - watching 'Eraserhead' in a so called arty fleapit cinema in Paddington in 1984.... a complete contrast to seeing 'Dune' at the premier in Leicester Square the same year...!

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

138 months

Saturday 5th September 2020
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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1832340948.htm/


perfect for an epic wine buying trip?

CharlesdeGaulle

26,469 posts

181 months

Saturday 5th September 2020
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citizensm1th said:
https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1832340948.htm/


perfect for an epic wine buying trip?
I rather like that. Pretty cheap too.


citizensm1th

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138 months

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 6th September 2020
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I always think of Cthulu when I see that dashboard. Who knows what Lovecraftian terrors may lurk within its electrics?

citizensm1th

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138 months

Sunday 6th September 2020
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Thanks, I find lovecraft utterly depressing I prefer my horror to be more of the Steven King type than lovecraft.
The best I can say about him is he was of his time and best not judged by those who came later.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 6th September 2020
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Lovecraft was a weird person with unpleasant views, but he was good at depicting nameless dread. The real expert at that, however, was M R James. Try "Oh whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad", "Number 13", or "The Treasure of Abbot Thomas".

I like a clever feature of the 1980s role playing game "Call of Cthulu". Each character engaged in paranormal investigations in foggy 1920s New England, armed only with a revolver, a torch, and the uncertain power of reason in the face of Eldritch abominations, starts the game with a certain level of sanity points. Each time that a character encounters one of the Old Ones or their minions or familiars, the character loses sanity points, and he or she will eventually, unless helped by a psychiatrist, end up in Arkham Asylum.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Sunday 6th September 2020
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Off topic BV, but do you still have the Jag you bought, a V8 one iirc?

anonymous-user

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55 months

Sunday 6th September 2020
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Yes, a 2009 XK. Very competent and possibly the best car that I have ever owned, but I still prefer much less efficient, less safe, and less reliable old wrecks.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Monday 7th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
Yes, a 2009 XK. Very competent and possibly the best car that I have ever owned, but I still prefer much less efficient, less safe, and less reliable old wrecks.
Yes, I got the impression you do rofl

I was thinking of one for my next car is all, so I have been keeping an eye out for it on Reader’s Cars.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Monday 7th September 2020
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Here it is.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=18...

In my opinion, a very good modern Grand Tourer, and just on the cusp of still being an oily, partly analog, mechanical car, albeit one heavily burdened by (and also benefiting from) computers.

XKs are now available cheap as chips for what they are. Some future classic potential (subject to large displacement petrol engines still being lawfully usable in a few decades hence) because designed to be beautiful and not just aerodynamic. Aluminium bodies. Build quality seems pretty good. Paint a bit thin and easy to scratch in the colour that mine is.

I am too old and slow to need an XKR - the bog standard XK five litre is plenty powerful and fast enough as far as I am concerned, and its fuel economy is not insanely terrible.

Fuel economy was, however, often thrown to the winds during the height of the lockdown, when I was lawfully shuttling between Oxfordshire and Norfolk on an almost weekly basis. All that I am saying is that the deserted A11 has long smooth stretches with no cameras, and at that time no or almost no traffic of any kind. That is all that I am saying.

PS: unlike an Interceptor, discussed nearby, an XK does not try to lift its front wheels when operated in the manner in which a 1970s Grand Tourer was intended to be operated.

PPS: The XK8 is maybe more trad Jag, but all of them are now oooooolld, and they are often rusty. The XK is I think quite a step ahead of the XK8, but the XK still looks and feels Jag.

PPPS: It won't out corner a 911 or an Evora, but why would you want it to?

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Monday 7th September 2020
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Thanks for the answer and link.

I’m a person of little needs. I’m looking for a future purchase. A nice V8 cruiser to replace my nice V8 cruiser.

I don’t want another German car, plus I’ve always loved Jaguar.

It will be next year though, when I’ve built my savings up a bit.

Lockdown has financially smacked me around like the bogeyman. rofl

anonymous-user

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55 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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My punkabillyhippygothyslackerdude brother, who is in fact a very hard working bloke, has been doing good deeds of tidying uppage while I have been off gallivanting.



citizensm1th

8,371 posts

138 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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The love of a brother is a fine thing indeed

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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The photo reminds me of those nice model dioramas of old garages mounted in a glass case that you sometimes see over in the scale models forum!

anonymous-user

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55 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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LOL. I am not offering to model as the old giffer who has the garage and/or allotment. There should I suppose be a cat in the diorama, and maybe also a sex gimp to make the scene more modern. I can only offer one of those.

CAPP0

19,650 posts

204 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
My punkabillyhippygothyslackerdude brother, who is in fact a very hard working bloke, has been doing good deeds of tidying uppage while I have been off gallivanting.


Are you going to post the "after" pic?

anonymous-user

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55 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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If you think that's bad, look further up - it was mega manky before. This one counts as a work in progress pic. Eventually it will look like Tony Stark's garage, but without the evil robot butler.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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PS: Also, no Audis, because Audis are s.....


... slightly boring.