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citizensm1th

8,371 posts

139 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
PS: Also, no Audis, because Audis are s.....


... slightly boring.
I have just had that very conversation with a work colleague who is thinking about buying a just as boring bmw 135.

CAPP0

19,650 posts

205 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
If you think that's bad, look further up - it was mega manky before. This one counts as a work in progress pic. Eventually it will look like Tony Stark's garage, but without the evil robot butler.
In which case I take it all back. And flatly refuse to post pictures of my own (far smaller) toy-cave which could very much benefit from some brotherly love, but the the chances of that happening are as likely as [insert idiom of choice].

gobuddygo

1,387 posts

187 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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CAPP0 said:
Are you going to post the "after" pic?
biglaugh

anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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citizensm1th said:
Breadvan72 said:
PS: Also, no Audis, because Audis are s.....


... slightly boring.
I have just had that very conversation with a work colleague who is thinking about buying a just as boring bmw 135.
Which part of "It would be more fun to rub **** in your hair" did your colleague not get?

PS: Have you bought that Flavia Coupe yet? If not, DON'T, because I want to. I just need to scrape up some cash. I will flog you one of my rotters as a consolation prize if you like.


Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 18th September 17:41

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

139 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
Which part of "It would be more fun to rub **** in your hair" did your colleague not get?

PS: Have you bought that Flavia Coupe yet? If not, DON'T, because I want to. I just need to scrape up some cash. I will flog you one of my rotters as a consolation prize if you like.


Edited by Breadvan72 on Friday 18th September 17:41
go for the flavia after all you need to replace the sherpa and keep the numbers up.

wife is making noises about how nice a bmw z4 looks so i may not be buying anything for a while

anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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I am not a Divorce lawyer but I might be able to blag you a mate's rate from one.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

139 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
I am not a Divorce lawyer but I might be able to blag you a mate's rate from one.
I know she has my back and for all her questionable taste in cars 28 years is quite an investment.

Yertis

18,124 posts

268 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
PS: Also, no Audis, because Audis are s.....


... slightly boring.
irked

If I didn't know what you did for a living I'd start an argument about that...





... and since this is the exception that proves the rule I'll let it slide. Drive on thumbup



anonymous-user

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56 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Fair point - but since that Audi all the rest have been s... somewhat less cool.

Yertis

18,124 posts

268 months

Friday 18th September 2020
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Agreed.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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More progress...

The hayloft is now my brother's mancave. He is up there playing Traveller with a bunch of nerds. I gather that their ship has just misjumped into some anarchic Hellhole at the wrong end of the Spinward Marches, and they are low on fuel and ammo.


Pit Pony

8,837 posts

123 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
Landy Rover car Four wheel drive utility vehicle from Solihull -

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
How are you pronouncing Solihul.

My gran (RIP) used to live on Dovehouse Lane, Solihul. The 'posh' road opposite the Lode Lane entrance.
Not Olton. That was the other side of the road.
Anyway, her pronunciation of Solihul, was

SOUL E HULL

Unlike common people from Olton or Akcocks green who woukd say SOL I ULL

I digress: nice barn, nice Geep

anonymous-user

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56 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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I was not posh enough to live on Dovehouse Lane. I lived on Castle Lane, with the povs. We always said Sole lee HULL, and assumed that only the poshos said SOLeehull. It means "Mud Hill" anyway. We were at the Hobs Moat end of Castle Lane, near Lode Lane, but later we moved to the slightly posher Olton end of Castle Lane. Social mobility!

I have owned four Series 3 Land Rovers, dating from 1973 to 1983, and the chances are that I walked past each but the last one while it was in the factory yard awaiting consignment to a dealer when I was on my way to Elmdon Park to play football. There used to be row upon row of Landies lined up in the yard, in every colour and configuration available.

I used to have a West Midlands accent, but apparently I lost it somewhere on the road between Solihull and Oxford one day in early October 1981. It may have fallen out of the back window of a Princess laden with books and clothes, two proud parents, and a somewhat anxious soon to be nineteen year old, suffering with a case of Imposter Syndrome from which he has never quite recovered.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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Jasper Carrot once told the story of dating a posh bird from Solihull, he turned up outside said posh bird's gaff in a ratty old van, her parents didn't take kindly too him at all but let him in. Inside the house was the biggest dog he'd ever seen which made him a bit nervous, the dog started licking it's balls and Jasper blurted out nervously ''I wish I could do that'', posh girl's mum reposted with ''if you give him a biscuit, he'll let you...''.

Jasper now lives in the posh bit of Lapworth, a bit further south than Solihull.

(Related trivia : my grandad was a sound engineer and recorded all of Jasper's live albums in the '70s, he was featured in a BBC2 music documentary a few years ago which was a nice surprise to find on youtube. I now drive trains through Lapworth, Olton and Solihull, which is much nicer than driving trains through Crewe or Willesden!)

anonymous-user

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56 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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Jasper Carrott started his career at The Boggery, a folk music club in Solihull. I used to go there for under-aged drinking sessions circa 1979-80.

Lapworth has a lovely church, a good gastropub called The Boot, and an interesting and regularly used flight of canal locks. The road from Lapworth to Warwick is a great sportscar or motorbike road.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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Driven along that stretch many times, loads of fun in an old Mini!

Some good roads all around the 'Meriden gap' area, one of our driver's recently bought a house near Meridan, it's a lovely part of Warwickshire.


Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Saturday 26th September 2020
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citizensm1th said:
Getragdogleg said:
citizensm1th said:
Getragdogleg said:
Breadvan72 said:
White Audi: not me!
Yeah yeah...
I believe him have you noticed he never buys convertibles, it messes with his hair
I rarely see a convertible being driven with the top down.
I know, it strange I think we are one of the biggest markets yet we have such crap weather, and where the weather is good for convertibles people like hard tops with air con
Our weather is actually perfect for them. The places you're thinking about are far too hot and drivers with the top down will get very sunburnt very quickly.

anonymous-user

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56 months

Tuesday 6th October 2020
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Work in progress continues, but space now for three working cars, one broken car, and two bikes

Broken guttering is causing a flooding problem - to be attended to.






P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Tuesday 6th October 2020
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'Automobili Breadvan S.pa', open for business....!

psi310398

9,234 posts

205 months

Tuesday 6th October 2020
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P5BNij said:
'Automobili Breadvan S.pa', open for business....!
You sure you don't mean Ricambi Breadvan S.pasmile?