The I'm Bored Guess The Car Quiz (No Googling allowed)

The I'm Bored Guess The Car Quiz (No Googling allowed)

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Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Ambleton said:
Turbo-Banana gets it!

This car has quite a story to it - I think it's very interesting but please feel free to ignore it (tl;dr etc) hehe

Back in the early 50's in France two of the most popular new cars were the Renault 4CV and the Citroen 2CV. One chap called Jean Dagonet had a reasonable reputation for tuning and modifying the 2CV. His company was called RAF and his cars were popular with rally enthusiasts as the cars were chopped and channeled and had mostly new bodywork made in GRP. Along with body and suspension mods he also tuned the engines and figures suggest that the output varied between between 14-26bhp depending on the work done (standard 2cvs of that era had 12bhp, so it was a healthy increase).

Looks were divisive...







In 1955 Dagonet sold RAF and with another chap set up a company called UMAP. The idea was to make a faster, more attractive 2+2 based on the underpinnings of the 2CV which they knew well, with his own engine modifications as options. The car was called the UMAP 425SM. The base model fell within the power restrictions for taxation purposes of the period.

UMAP approached Citroen in the hope of achieving factory support in the same way Alpine approached Renault at around the same time. This would enable UMAP to buy the skateboard chassis, with drive train and suspension etc all in place ready to accept the attractive GRP body (which only weighed about 55kgs) and new interior. Alpine received full Renault support for creating the A106 on the 4CV platform, which set them in good stead to launch the brand. Citroen refused steadfastly any interest in the UMAP venture.

Despite this a car was launched at the 1956 Paris Salon and (by all accounts) received a fair amount of attention for two reasons. One was its charming good looks, design and quality. Secondly was its price. Due to the aforementioned refusal from Citroen to supply chassis to UMAP, they had to buy brand new, fully built cars and go about converting them. This drove the price up to double that of the standard 2cv. In any case, the same year it was launched, the big show stopper was the unveiling of the Renault Dauphine.











Over the next 4 years or so cars were churned out in small quantity and from what i've read there were thought to be around 40-50 examples made until production ceased in 1960.



Now this next paragraph is purely my own speculation and is not based on fact at all:

It is my belief that when Citroen saw the UMAP proposal a little spark was set glowing away in their mind. Because 3 years later Citroen revealed thier own 2 door, attractively styled, modern 2+2, GRP bodied car based on the 2CV. This one was penned by Peter Kirwin-Taylor (Lotus Elite fame), and was assembled in the Slough factory. They called this the Citroen Bijou.

If you do a comparison side-side of the two cars the window shape and windscreen is very similar, as is the treatment of the side and front/wing. The main difference in shape is the rear haunch/quarter panel.




Only 210 examples of this were sold between 1959 and 1964. The problem with this was again two-fold. The body was relatively complex to manufacture and was expensive to make in any real volume, so cost was high. In addition to this it was also quite heavy and (with an un-modified engine) performance was worse than the standard 2CV, even though a higher top speed was possible due to the more aerodynamic shape. Despite the pretty bodywork, this was too much for the public to handle, so sales were very low.

[/boring history lesson on early 2CV derivatives]
I highly doubt that UMAP was particularly "silencieuse"!!

Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Doofus said:
Turbobanana said:
Time for something even smaller:

Cyclops
Nearly - Cyclops II in fact.

Created (almost unsurprisingly) by cartoonist Stan Mott in 1957 and described rather brilliantly as "minimalist transportation to the point of abject torture".

The pic is actually a lovingly-built replica, shown at the Amelia Island Concours in 2012 - imagine parking that next to a 250GTO or Gullwing...

Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Turbobanana said:
The pic is actually a lovingly-built replica, shown at the Amelia Island Concours in 2012 - imagine parking that next to a 250GTO or Gullwing...
It'd need a "built, not bought" sticker!

Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Anyone fancy an evening of head scratching?


Doofus

26,232 posts

175 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Turbobanana said:
Anyone fancy an evening of head scratching?

The rear side windows are a giveaway.

Dodge Polara

SAB888

3,258 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Turbobanana said:
Anyone fancy an evening of head scratching?

Looks like a cross between a Hillman Avenger front and a Ford Escort rear with Rostyle wheels.

Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Doofus said:
Turbobanana said:
Anyone fancy an evening of head scratching?

The rear side windows are a giveaway.

Dodge Polara
You don't get away so lightly: full (gloriously overboard) name please.

Doofus

26,232 posts

175 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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I don't know it.

Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Dodge Polara Gran Luxo.

We need more names like that these days. A3, 120i, A180 all sound so impersonal. Bring on the Ford Fiesta Fast Sporty Posh.

moffspeed

2,718 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Lest we forget, the Nissan Cedric...


Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Ha! I call your Nissan Cedric and raise you...

...the so-nearly-ideally-monikered Fiat 127 Rustica.

Dapster

7,035 posts

182 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Turbobanana said:
Ha! I call your Nissan Cedric and raise you...

...the so-nearly-ideally-monikered Fiat 127 Rustica.
Stand back gentleman.

I if proof was needed that to work in a 90's Japanese naming dept you needed to have a spoonful of LSD with breakfast, here's the....

Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce




theadman

558 posts

159 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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This is currently the best thread on Pistonheads! I've learned something new on every page...25 new things isn't bad for an evening's work. Thanks to all the contributors.

Mike-tf3n0

573 posts

84 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Try this for size! I'll accept either the name by which it is known or the make of chassis on which it was built.[url]

|https://thumbsnap.com/h9CyXPex[/url]

Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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Dapster said:
Stand back gentleman.

I if proof was needed that to work in a 90's Japanese naming dept you needed to have a spoonful of LSD with breakfast, here's the....

Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce



A car for tossers.

Equus

16,980 posts

103 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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Mike-tf3n0 said:
Try this for size! I'll accept either the name by which it is known or the make of chassis on which it was built.
The chassis was by Brooke; it goes by the name, unsurprisingly, of the Swan Car.

Doofus

26,232 posts

175 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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Equus said:
Mike-tf3n0 said:
Try this for size! I'll accept either the name by which it is known or the make of chassis on which it was built.
The chassis was by Brooke; it goes by the name, unsurprisingly, of the Swan Car.
It sts whitewash when the driver presses a button on the floor

SAB888

3,258 posts

209 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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Equus said:
Mike-tf3n0 said:
Try this for size! I'll accept either the name by which it is known or the make of chassis on which it was built.
The chassis was by Brooke; it goes by the name, unsurprisingly, of the Swan Car.
I'm fairly sure I've seen that on TV, Chasing Classic Cars maybe.

Turbobanana

6,362 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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Doofus said:
It sts whitewash when the driver presses a button on the floor
Sady no, but apparently it did squirt hot water from its beak to clear peasants from its path.

Mike-tf3n0

573 posts

84 months

Thursday 4th June 2020
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Yes, you are all correct! Brooke chassis and built for a gent by the name of Scott for the Calcutta - I think - evening parade. As well as spitting steam and pooping whitewash it also had a set of exhaust gas driven organ pipes underneath that could be played with foot pedals in the rear passenger compartment. The Cygnet, which was based on the mechanicals of an electric milk float, followed along behind driven by one of his flunkys. The two vehicles were restored by Prowess Racing Restoration for Evert Louwman in the early 90's.