Morris Marina - was it really that bad?

Morris Marina - was it really that bad?

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coppice

8,705 posts

146 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2021
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blueg33 said:
I disagree, but I can only go on the comments from my parents and their friends. Neighbour hated his Avenger, other neighbour had a Dolomite Sprint and loved it. Didnt see many Viva's in Coventry, but the one I got lifts in to school was horrid.
Trust me- I drove sundry Marinas , Vivas , Chevettes , Escorts and Cortinas and Dolomites in period - and the Marina , even in its best (1.3) form wasn't even close. They were truly, madly, deeply awful cars .

blueg33

36,513 posts

226 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2021
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coppice said:
blueg33 said:
I disagree, but I can only go on the comments from my parents and their friends. Neighbour hated his Avenger, other neighbour had a Dolomite Sprint and loved it. Didnt see many Viva's in Coventry, but the one I got lifts in to school was horrid.
Trust me- I drove sundry Marinas , Vivas , Chevettes , Escorts and Cortinas and Dolomites in period - and the Marina , even in its best (1.3) form wasn't even close. They were truly, madly, deeply awful cars .
I learnt to drive in a 1.7 Ital and an Acclaim and a Mini. The Ital didnt feel that awful. I never drove a Marina but I guess underneath it was the same as an Ital. My dad always had marinas in 1.8 guise

M4cruiser

3,761 posts

152 months

Thursday 23rd December 2021
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blueg33 said:
I learnt to drive in a 1.7 Ital and an Acclaim and a Mini. The Ital didnt feel that awful. I never drove a Marina but I guess underneath it was the same as an Ital. My dad always had marinas in 1.8 guise
Same here, the Acclaim was a Rolls Royce compared to the Marina.

Ivan stewart

2,792 posts

38 months

Thursday 23rd December 2021
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M4cruiser said:
Same here, the Acclaim was a Rolls Royce compared to the Marina.
The acclaim was the first result of the Honda cooperative venture basically the Honda concerto .

lowdrag

12,952 posts

215 months

Thursday 23rd December 2021
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I don't think anyone has mentioned the Chrysler Alpine yet. The fact that it won COTY in 1975 (?) shows just how bad the rest of the cars for sale were, and that includes the Marina. Spongy suspension, seats the same, a gear change that worked - sometimes. I won't go on, but I shudder when I think of the time I borrowed one.

stevensdrs

3,216 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd December 2021
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lowdrag said:
I don't think anyone has mentioned the Chrysler Alpine yet. The fact that it won COTY in 1975 (?) shows just how bad the rest of the cars for sale were, and that includes the Marina. Spongy suspension, seats the same, a gear change that worked - sometimes. I won't go on, but I shudder when I think of the time I borrowed one.
I had one of these too, company car. Having had a Marina my initial thoughts were it was a step up. How wrong was I! It was even more unreliable. It was a lottery if it would start in the morning and the driveability was awful.
It did have a pretty solid front bumper though which was ideal for taking out jaywalking pheasants.

Having had both a Marina and an Alpine it is a wonder I didn't need therapy to get over them.


blueg33

36,513 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd December 2021
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stevensdrs said:
lowdrag said:
I don't think anyone has mentioned the Chrysler Alpine yet. The fact that it won COTY in 1975 (?) shows just how bad the rest of the cars for sale were, and that includes the Marina. Spongy suspension, seats the same, a gear change that worked - sometimes. I won't go on, but I shudder when I think of the time I borrowed one.
I had one of these too, company car. Having had a Marina my initial thoughts were it was a step up. How wrong was I! It was even more unreliable. It was a lottery if it would start in the morning and the driveability was awful.
It did have a pretty solid front bumper though which was ideal for taking out jaywalking pheasants.

Having had both a Marina and an Alpine it is a wonder I didn't need therapy to get over them.
My best mates dad and his business partner bought 2 matching Talbot Alpines with just 1 number different on the reg plates. The spec was amazing, they had electric front windows, a sunroof and a mirror on the passenger door as well as the drivers door!

But they hated the cars, ditches them very quickly

LuS1fer

41,190 posts

247 months

Thursday 23rd December 2021
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lowdrag said:
I don't think anyone has mentioned the Chrysler Alpine yet. The fact that it won COTY in 1975 (?) shows just how bad the rest of the cars for sale were, and that includes the Marina. Spongy suspension, seats the same, a gear change that worked - sometimes. I won't go on, but I shudder when I think of the time I borrowed one.
1976 but it meant little, the Horizon won in 1979 and the Renault 9 won it in 1972 and the Mk 3 Golf in 1992...though there have been some worthy winners, along the way.

Touring442

3,096 posts

211 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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I was talking to a guy the other day in his 80's. His last British car was a 1976 Alpine that needed a full repaint at a year old due to rust. He had to threaten them with legal action. As soon as the festering turd came back post paint job, he traded it for a BMW 316 and has had about 13 BMW's since.

Folk don't realise how dire British cars were for quality but Chrysler/Talbot were the absolute nadir. Absolute rubbish.

LuS1fer

41,190 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Touring442 said:
I was talking to a guy the other day in his 80's. His last British car was a 1976 Alpine that needed a full repaint at a year old due to rust. He had to threaten them with legal action. As soon as the festering turd came back post paint job, he traded it for a BMW 316 and has had about 13 BMW's since.

Folk don't realise how dire British cars were for quality but Chrysler/Talbot were the absolute nadir. Absolute rubbish.
No, they were all rubbish. My girlfriend's father had a Mk III Cortina with a rust hole in the door you could get your arm in and it wasn't that old. I had a 6 year old Viva HC with most of the inner wheel arch rusted away. There again, they were cheap and BMW gave you bri-nylon seats and no radio. You'll note they still all rusted away though, just took a bit longer.

Gary C

12,672 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Touring442 said:
I was talking to a guy the other day in his 80's. His last British car was a 1976 Alpine that needed a full repaint at a year old due to rust. He had to threaten them with legal action. As soon as the festering turd came back post paint job, he traded it for a BMW 316 and has had about 13 BMW's since.

Folk don't realise how dire British cars were for quality but Chrysler/Talbot were the absolute nadir. Absolute rubbish.
I dont think people these days realise how bad almost all cars were.

My first cars were 70's cars as a young driver and almost every car by 5 years old were likely to have rust holes in them somewhere. Its frightening these days to think, but the number of cars with gaping holes in the wheel arches being driven about was a frequent sight.

Escorts were as bad as Marina's for rust.

BMW's on the other hand, did seem a little better. But then again, they were a lot more expensive and well out of my range.

swisstoni

17,321 posts

281 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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My first attempt at bodywork and painting was made possible by a 1977 Mk4 Cortina rusting superficially at 4 years old.

Fords had a better reputation for rust than some, but that’s because they were only up against competition that rusted even worse.

Touring442

3,096 posts

211 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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LuS1fer said:
No, they were all rubbish. My girlfriend's father had a Mk III Cortina with a rust hole in the door you could get your arm in and it wasn't that old. I had a 6 year old Viva HC with most of the inner wheel arch rusted away. There again, they were cheap and BMW gave you bri-nylon seats and no radio. You'll note they still all rusted away though, just took a bit longer.
E21's weren't MOT failures at 5 years old, nor were they requiring remedial resprays at a year old. In 1988 when I had my first BMW - a 1976 R registration 320i - there were still loads of early E21's about. Tatty, worn out but not suffering from the sort of rot where the car was literally falling apart. They were not rubbish. A 1976 Ford was a death trap.

From my time MOT'ing cars in the 1980's, the one car I can't recall failing for rot was the Allegro. The Princess was pretty good as were Saabs and Volvo 240's. Marinas were never Ford levels of bad, normally just the easily repaired outer sills.

Fords were terrible as were Minis (they failed on everything though), early Golfs, Alfas, Fiats etc. Jap cars were grim as well. One S plate Escort estate tested in 1987 was so bad we refused to allow it to be driven away because the passenger inner wing had rusted away from the bulkhead. The whole front end creaked and flexed.

cjb44

686 posts

120 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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I guess that those of us of a certain age should be grateful for these cars, otherwise we would not have learnt the bodywork skills we have acquired; the downside is, of course, we are too old to physically be capable of doing it and modern cars do not rust as much - therefore the skill is redundant!

heisthegaffer

3,460 posts

200 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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My old man had 2 Reliants followed by a marina.

He then got a Strada 65CL and said the Strada was a leap forward to drive, was incredible round corners in comparison.

blueg33

36,513 posts

226 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Touring442 said:
LuS1fer said:
No, they were all rubbish. My girlfriend's father had a Mk III Cortina with a rust hole in the door you could get your arm in and it wasn't that old. I had a 6 year old Viva HC with most of the inner wheel arch rusted away. There again, they were cheap and BMW gave you bri-nylon seats and no radio. You'll note they still all rusted away though, just took a bit longer.
E21's weren't MOT failures at 5 years old, nor were they requiring remedial resprays at a year old. In 1988 when I had my first BMW - a 1976 R registration 320i - there were still loads of early E21's about. Tatty, worn out but not suffering from the sort of rot where the car was literally falling apart. They were not rubbish. A 1976 Ford was a death trap.

From my time MOT'ing cars in the 1980's, the one car I can't recall failing for rot was the Allegro. The Princess was pretty good as were Saabs and Volvo 240's. Marinas were never Ford levels of bad, normally just the easily repaired outer sills.

Fords were terrible as were Minis (they failed on everything though), early Golfs, Alfas, Fiats etc. Jap cars were grim as well. One S plate Escort estate tested in 1987 was so bad we refused to allow it to be driven away because the passenger inner wing had rusted away from the bulkhead. The whole front end creaked and flexed.
Princess body shells were stored outside. They were rusty before they got to the paint shop. Dad saw it first hand on one of his audits.

My dad spotted visible rust on two he had on the day he picked them up, brand new, from Parkside motors in Coventry.

LuS1fer

41,190 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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heisthegaffer said:
My old man had 2 Reliants followed by a marina.

He then got a Strada 65CL and said the Strada was a leap forward to drive, was incredible round corners in comparison.
I assisted my sister into a 1978 Fiat 128 which was incredibly eager and like a Ferrari round bends, in comparison to anything British (bar the Mini which was slow).

M4cruiser

3,761 posts

152 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Touring442 said:
I was talking to a guy the other day in his 80's. His last British car was a 1976 Alpine that needed a full repaint at a year old due to rust. He had to threaten them with legal action. As soon as the festering turd came back post paint job, he traded it for a BMW 316 and has had about 13 BMW's since.

Folk don't realise how dire British cars were for quality but Chrysler/Talbot were the absolute nadir. Absolute rubbish.
^ ^ but Alpines weren't British, they were French cars, re-badged Simcas.

Dastardly Dick

486 posts

30 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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cjb44 said:
I guess that those of us of a certain age should be grateful for these cars, otherwise we would not have learnt the bodywork skills we have acquired; the downside is, of course, we are too old to physically be capable of doing it and modern cars do not rust as much - therefore the skill is redundant!
The trick is to keep on running older cars that you have to keep on repairing.
Then your skills arent redundant at all. smile

My marina was much improved by the ford pinto motor and gearbox I fitted, morris ital headlights and an escort xr3 drivers seat.
I.Am.Sad.

It was not fast and didnt handle.
Theres a lesson in there someplace, I just know it.


LuS1fer

41,190 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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M4cruiser said:
^ ^ but Alpines weren't British, they were French cars, re-badged Simcas.
Styled in the UK, by Roy Axe, built at Ryton.