Tit monday prediction

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Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

273 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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cossie. said:
ahonen said:

Blimey, there are some picky buggers on here. To me she looks like a fabulously buxom lass with a cracking set of norks, buttocks worth grabbing and, as far as I can make out, pretty decent legs.

Still, it'd be a dull world if we all wanted the same thing.


Sorry, but I have to disagree with you about her legs. Definitely not IMHO unless the piccie is particularly unflattering. But she's not fat.


Look. It's about time someone put the record straight.

And I am the man for the job.


Men want big boobs, firm round bottoms, curvy wiggly hips, shapely legs with a bit of meat on them and a little fold where their bum finishes and their legs start, diamond shaped calves, lots of lovely hair, nice nails, shiny wet lip gloss, smooth fragrant skin, big eyes, big smiles and those tiny downy hairs which you find at the top of a girlies bumcrack......

*pant*

Any girl who is in any doubt about what sort of girlies blokes get a boner over, and want to get close to in a rude love kind of way, should head for the Grid Girls/Pit Babes thread, where there are many examples of what men actually like. And if anyone can find anything resembling a whippet on there, I will eat my hat.


I have spoken. LISTEN UP WOMEN.







Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Wednesday 21st February 11:40

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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The man has a point.

cossie.

7,977 posts

251 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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But he didn't mention legs!

Calorus

4,081 posts

226 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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Vesuvius 996 said:
Calorus said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
Calorus said:
On the bright side, at least from that pic, I'm not fat.


No, but you're clearly related to Mr Magoo.




Isn't it extremely rare that blindness is hereditary? I'm fairly sure Mr Magoo's condition is as a result of deterioration, as he seems to have complete confidence in what he thinks he's seeing.


It's generally caused by excessive self abuse, ain't it?

hehe



I'd have to agree - and perhaps that's what's got me, too...

d1bble

3,275 posts

265 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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bob1179 said:
Ahh, yes, I remember my student years when I used to work at Sainsburys.

In the summer time my friends and I would hang about the freezer area and count all the peanut smugglers.

Happy days.



Me toothumbup (except it was Tesco) We'd have colleagues positioned at the front of the store that would relay possible targets back to the provisions /frozen section. Many a day 'wasted' watching peanutshehe

oogieboogie

710 posts

211 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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Vesuvius 996 said:

Men want big boobs, etc...

And if anyone can find anything resembling a whippet on there, I will eat my hat.


Seconded. Fairly obvious really but there you go.

jimothy

5,151 posts

239 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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cossie. said:
But he didn't mention legs!



Good point, 2 please, one on each side.

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

273 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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jimothy said:
cossie. said:
But he didn't mention legs!



Good point, 2 please, one on each shouler.....


yikes

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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jimothy said:
cossie. said:
But he didn't mention legs!



Good point, 2 please, one on each side.


And a lovely set of feet behind her ears..

hehe

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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jimothy said:
cossie. said:
But he didn't mention legs!



Good point, 2 please, one on each side.


And a lovely set of feet behind her ears..

hehe

oobster

7,121 posts

213 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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I reckon TM will be called on 23rd April 2007

Yugguy

10,728 posts

237 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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Vesuvius 996 said:
and a little fold where their bum finishes and their legs start


Ah yes, the crease. The sexiest part of a woman's body IMO.

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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Yugguy said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
and a little fold where their bum finishes and their legs start


Ah yes, the crease. The sexiest part of a woman's body IMO.


God yes. The crease and French knickers are the best double act the world has ever seen.

havoc

30,267 posts

237 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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oobster said:
I reckon TM will be called on 23rd April 2007


I have to say I think it WILL be April (mild winter so far...bodes well for summer). I'm hoping it'll be last-half of April, as I'm out of the country until the 16th. But alas I think Easter weekend has a good chance of taking it...and pub beer-gardens will be THE place to be that weekend...

Karen182

4,214 posts

236 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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It's actually already quite mild today in the sun

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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Karen182 said:
It's actually already quite mild today in the sun


Yeah but all the girls round my way were wrapped up still at lunchtime!

Graham@Edinburgh

26,553 posts

227 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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jimothy said:
graham@edinburgh said:
(gimme 2 tits and a heartbeat, frankly, that's my outlook on women)



It's a fair cop

V8S

8,582 posts

239 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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A couple of girls went up the high street at lunchtime with bare midriffs and tight strappy tops underneath furry waistcoat things open at the front.

Not that I was looking, of course, and seeing as I work in a town with a large girl's school I'm not even sure I'm supposed to be.

havoc

30,267 posts

237 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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V8S said:
...a large girl's school.

Isn't that fattist?

And you were looking at them?!? Are you a chubby chaser??? eek



OK, OK, I'm off to the grammar and pedantry forum...

paulie-mafia

3,321 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st February 2007
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havoc said:
V8S said:
...a large girl's school.

Isn't that fattist?

And you were looking at them?!? Are you a chubby chaser??? eek



OK, OK, I'm off to the grammar and pedantry forum...



rofl