Problems with Friends Girlfriend

[Cara Van Man]

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

[cornishgirl]

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

Wait till they break up.....

Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...

Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...

Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...

Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...

You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5.

Correct, you win... do you want to collect you prize or shall i deliver it myself

And I bet your definition of 'foreplay' is the Australian one?

[Eddh]

Get Karter said:

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?

I don't want a girlfriend at the moment came out of a 2 year relationship about 6 months ago and decieded I wanted a break from girlfriends for a bit, its so much more fun with other peoples seriously I dont know what it is...

[Eddh]

RobM77 said:

Don't do it - it's simply not worth it for all the hassle it'll cause. Imagine the regret you'll feel afterwards!

The more complicated issue is the fact that your mate is going out with a girl that would think nothing of cheating on him. That's what would concern me. As to what to do about that, I really have no idea. It deserves some thought though.

This is the thing do I expose her for the cheating bh she is or do I let it lie?

[minimax]

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

Wait till they break up.....

Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...

Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...

Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...

Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...

You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5.

Correct, you win... do you want to collect your prize or shall i deliver it myself

Edited by Swilly on Tuesday 2nd September 13:50

strawberry cheesecake stylee?

[Swilly]

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

Wait till they break up.....

Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...

Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...

Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...

Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...

You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5.

Correct, you win... do you want to collect you prize or shall i deliver it myself

And I bet your definition of 'foreplay' is the Australian one?

Before i answer that, i have to ask if you happen to be seeing any of my mates first !?

[Eddh]

minimax said:

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

Wait till they break up.....

Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...

Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...

Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...

Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...

You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5.

Correct, you win... do you want to collect your prize or shall i deliver it myself

Edited by Swilly on Tuesday 2nd September 13:50

strawberry cheesecake stylee?

Damn these threads are crossing over a little!

[Swilly]

Eddh said:

minimax said:

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

Wait till they break up.....

Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...

Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...

Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...

Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...

You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5.

Correct, you win... do you want to collect your prize or shall i deliver it myself

Edited by Swilly on Tuesday 2nd September 13:50

strawberry cheesecake stylee?

Damn these threads are crossing over a little!

Its not all about you, you know

[BoozyHughesy]

Eddh said:

Get Karter said:

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?

I don't want a girlfriend at the moment came out of a 2 year relationship about 6 months ago and decieded I wanted a break from girls for a bit,

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[anonymous-user]

Got to get some naked pictures of her. Then at least you can actually use the following line to your mate...

"Have you got any naked pictures of your bird, no? Would you like some?"

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 2nd September 13:56

[Eddh]

Cara Van Man said:

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

Wrong, why the hate?

[Eddh]

Swilly said:

Its not all about you, you know

I posted the strawberry cheesecake comment in another thread

[Digger.]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

Wrong, why the hate?

Out of interest what are the ages of this threesome?

[Cara Van Man]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

Wrong, why the hate?

Because you come across as a despicable weasel and she comes across as a horrible piece of work.

Wish me to elaborate?

[Eddh]

Digger. said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

Wrong, why the hate?

Out of interest what are the ages of this threesome?

19, 19 and 20 old enough to know better really.

[maxrider]

Digger. said:

Out of interest what are the ages of this threesome?

Rather immature early 20's at a guess.

ETA not quick enough, but not a bad guess though

Edited by maxrider on Tuesday 2nd September 14:02

[Cara Van Man]

Eddh said:

Digger. said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

Wrong, why the hate?

Out of interest what are the ages of this threesome?

19, 19 and 20 old enough to know better really.

See, Kids.

[f13ldy]

Eddh said:

19, 19 and 20 old enough to know better really.

Not really.

At that age you've plenty of time to make new friends.

[Eddh]

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Get Karter said:

This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.

If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?

Nail.Head.Hit.

It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.

I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.

Wrong, why the hate?

Because you come across as a despicable weasel and she comes across as a horrible piece of work.

Wish me to elaborate?

Please do.

It might not be the best cause of action but the comments do seem a bit hatefilled.

[cornishgirl]

maxrider said:

Digger. said:

Out of interest what are the ages of this threesome?

Rather immature early 20's at a guess.

Two 19 year olds and one 20 year old? OMG I feel so OLD.