Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.
Discussion
venom said:
The problem, as I see it, is if she's any good at being a cleaner then she's likely to find this noise activated sound recorder and wonder what the fluck is going on. Far better to use a webcam. Motion sensitive and far more conclusive evidence!
and much easier to explain away if discoverd presumably? Plotloss you are sooooo negative.
I cannot accept that this might not work out ergo will not question any flaws to this.
As far as I'm concerned, no matter how inconclusive the evidence, this slut is furiously intefering with herself all round Carrerra's house and will not be told otherwise.
If the dicataphone picks up a noise which slightly resembles a hoover it is far more likely, in my opinion, to be one of these:
You need to want this more!!
>> Edited by on Monday 19th December 15:19
I cannot accept that this might not work out ergo will not question any flaws to this.
As far as I'm concerned, no matter how inconclusive the evidence, this slut is furiously intefering with herself all round Carrerra's house and will not be told otherwise.
If the dicataphone picks up a noise which slightly resembles a hoover it is far more likely, in my opinion, to be one of these:
You need to want this more!!
>> Edited by on Monday 19th December 15:19
Plotloss said:
If you use a webcam, you could turn her into a profit centre.
www.muckymaid.co.uk
I think you're onto something there - I've got 10 pages of interest in the mere idea of it.....what do you reckon - £5.00 per 3 minutes? Or is that too long?
I've used webcams for catching people before (never naughty stuff, just thieving bastards). Get a box file like this:
Plenty of room inside for camera, power, cabling etc and the part that's cut out to put your finger through is ideal for a camera lense.
Of course this works better in an office than a spare room....
Plenty of room inside for camera, power, cabling etc and the part that's cut out to put your finger through is ideal for a camera lense.
Of course this works better in an office than a spare room....
darth dave said:
the part that's cut out to put your finger through is ideal for a camera lens.
errrrr.............
And instead of the Swedish electrician, how about one of our local uniforms complete with digital headcam. "Just investigating reports of a break in miss."
I can organise a raffle down the canteen if you like......
polus said:
and...
audition-the-finger-puppets
basting-the-tuna
beat-the-beaver
beating-the-bush
bouncing the bearded-clam
bury-the-knuckle
churning-the-cream
clam twiddling jamboree
drown-the-man-in-the-boat
fan-the-fur
feeding-the-slot
finger-painting
fluff-the-muff
grease-the-gash
hit-the-slit
itching-the-ditch
rubbing-the-love-nubbin
and Ill get my coat
pulling-mussels-from-a-shell
Can you get my coat too please.
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