favorite song lyrics

[nervous]

who? bruciebaby or kid creole?

[Frik]

Roots Manuva - Witness

Taskmaster burst the bionic zit-splitter
Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter
We lean all day and some say that ain't productive
That depend upon the demons that you're stuck with

It's not a favourite or nuffink, just the first one that popped into my head. Have I ruined your game nervous?

[nervous]

hi frik you can say anything you want, you have my favorite login name makes me think of that girl from scrubs

[Frik]

nervous said:

you have my favorite login name makes me think of that girl from scrubs

I haven't the slightest clue what you're on about.










Something to do with Sarah Chalke, what?

[nervous]

yeah, shes not comfortable with dirty words or swearing and says frik all the time, which really makes me smile.














id like to frik her, what? would you have to you her?

[Frik]

*Noise - not unlike the sound of small change under the influence of gravity*

Gotcha! Cheers nervs. It's a new take on the login I 'spose.

nervous said:

id like to frik her, what? would you have to you her?

I'd probably have to do something not best mentioned in polite company...

...or even on here.

[nervous]

frik said:

*Noise - not unlike the sound of small change under the influence of gravity*

that, my friend, is genius. funniest thing ive read in an age. cornflakes, everywhere now.
















ill send you the bill

[anhamgrimmar]

/flicks zippo open
If i leave here tomorrow,
would you still remember me?,
Well i must be tralleling on now
cos theres to many places ive got to see
/flicks zippo shut

Lynrd Skynrd
Free-bird

also:

nervous said:

id like to frik her, what? would you have to you her?

EH?

[nervous]

his name is frik. i said id like to frik her. but as his name is frik (thats him) he wouldnt call it frikking her. as thats his name. so he would 'you' her instead of 'frik' her.


god, thats so obvious, mr thicky

[anhamgrimmar]

ahhhhh. oh dear. must be too tired.
ahem



no no, i'll see myself out
/exits stage left

[nervous]

no, it was just a tortured, weak, appalling gag. so much so that im not even so i got it. mental note to self: shut up matt.

[neil.b]

nervous said:

no, it was just a tortured, weak, appalling gag. so much so that im not even so i got it. mental note to self: shut up matt.

Nerv, mate. Haven't you learned yet that posting while pissed is not the greatest idea in the world?

[Frik]

anhamgrimmar said:

ahhhhh. oh dear. must be too tired. ahem no no, i'll see myself out /exits stage left

Note that it took me 9 minutes to reply to that post by nervous. I think his brain works in a different direction to the rest of ours.

hi nervous

[nervous]

hi mate

hi neil the worst part is, im absoluteley sober. im working.

me, pissed is a sight to behold. well, itll replace the whale in your nightmares anyway.

[EmmaP]

These lyrics reinforce my mantra that one should always strive to enjoy themselves while they are still young. It is a great excuse to do crazy things too:

The Specials

Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think)
Carl Sigman / Herb Magidson

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as you wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think

And possibly one of my favourite records of all time:

Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Credits: Lyrics by R. Rubin, A. Yauch, and The King Music by R. Rubin and A. Yauch c 1986 by Def Jam Music Inc. (ASCAP)/Brooklyn Dust Music (ASCAP) rights reserved

You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" - but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes - and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to party

You pop caught you smoking - and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!)

(repeat chorus)

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

(repeat chorus twice)

[wedg1e]

Schoolgirl Sadie with a classy kind of sassy
Little skirts climbing way up her knee
It was three young ladies in a school gym locker
When I noticed they was looking at me
I was a High School loser, never made it with a lady
'Till the boys told me something I'd missed
And then my next door neighbour
With a daughter, had a favour
So I gave her just a little kiss



Like this....


(Now you've all got that guitar riff in your heads, haven't you )

[grahamdance]

How could I forget this:

"I live in the shadows,
where light is electric,
and time is a number,
that rests on the wall,

And nobody knows me,
my friends and my family,
are as far from this city,
as Washington Square"

Counting Crows, Goodnight Elisabeth (live show 03/03/04)

So very apt.

>> Edited by grahamdance on Wednesday 25th May 04:55

[B17NNS]

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

[Wacky Racer]

"Up the junction" by Squeeze.......


I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I ain’t forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be
We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The railway arms we’re missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with stanley
He said I’d come in handy
And started me on monday
So I had a bath on sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she’d seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her

This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she’s two years older
Her mother’s with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there’s something missing
I’d beg for some forgiveness
But begging’s not my business
And she won’t write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it’s my assumption
I’m really up the junction

[catretriever]

Current Fave Hooning Lyric

You don't care for me
I don'-a care about that
Gotta new fool, ha!
I like it like that

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to your fire

Current Fave Happy Lyric

I need a Mars Bar
Hey raid the Spar
To help me through the day
I need a Mars Bar
I've had ten so far
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Fave Saddo Introspective Lyric

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
No hope, no harm, just another false alarm