Thursday Caption Comp.

[Lois]

Dont just stand there staring you moron, bloody get me out of this thing!

[klassiekerrally]

Oops... I think I forgot to put Tinkerbell out of the drivers seat before I got in...

[itsmymumscar]

Hilton's new hand bag just took the piss!

[gretchen]

"Ohhh, thanks. I've been working out how to open that all day".

[Nick P]

Fook-Me and Fook-Yu stood patiently in the background at the premiere of Austin Powers 4 while Hilton took the plaudits

[mel]

Shoulda gone to Specsavers

Jesus look at that guys packet

[dinkel]

"Could you park this in the 'P' without scratching please?"


"It's the glasses that came with the car."


"HF! do I hate these doors. They keep me on diet."


"Now let's have some fun here . . . I'll just leave my bike."


"I'm her mum, cant ya tell?"


"Where are my parking coins. Hey you, can you change a thousend note?"


"Phew . . . you didn't hear me breaking some wind now did ya?"

[klassiekerrally]

At least now I know what makes Paris Hilton so damn sexy...

A few hints:
it's not her body
it's not her sunglasses

[dinkel]

She's such an open person . . . that'll do eh Wim?

[klassiekerrally]

You guessed it...

[lazyitus]

dinkel said:

- "Shit, I've sat on me dog"

[geoff82]

Rumours that Timmy Mallet had lost his sunglasses in LA were so far unfounded...

[minimax]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

that has got to be the winner

[klassiekerrally]

lazyitus said:

dinkel said:

- "Shit, I've sat on me dog"

Oi! That's what I said!

klassiekerrally said:

Oops... I think I forgot to put Tinkerbell out of the drivers seat before I got in...

[mybrainhurts]

Some little guy called Naz said he can teach me how to drive this thing...

[dinkel]

. . . after doing a perfect 12 seconds quarter mile Miss Hilton gets out in style.