SKY's Kay Burley "loves it in her back garden"

[HOGEPH]

Andy Zarse said:

Also from The Mail today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11660...

Any prizes for guessing what ghastly chav name Wayne and Coleen are going to call the little Rooney?

If it's a girl, Wayleen perhaps?

Frogmella

[V8mate]

HOGEPH said:

Andy Zarse said:

Also from The Mail today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11660...

Any prizes for guessing what ghastly chav name Wayne and Coleen are going to call the little Rooney?

If it's a girl, Wayleen perhaps?

Frogmella

Puny? Mooney?

[whitechief]

Andy Zarse said:

Also from The Mail today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11660...

Any prizes for guessing what ghastly chav name Wayne and Coleen are going to call the little Rooney?

If it's a girl, Wayleen perhaps?

Bamm Bamm?

[BBS-LM]

Don said:

BBS-LM said:

It get better.

Teacher faces disciplinary action after parent uncovers racy lingerie photos online

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166044/Te...

I'll bet 50% of her school's population have been wking themselves silly over that.

If she's disciplined for a matter utterly unrelated to her professional performance it will be DISGRACEFUL!

Maybe she would enjoy the discipline?

[tonyvid]

I was once advised to never trust a girl with more rings than fingers - it has stood me well!

[sleep envy]

V8mate said:

HOGEPH said:

Andy Zarse said:

Also from The Mail today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11660...

Any prizes for guessing what ghastly chav name Wayne and Coleen are going to call the little Rooney?

If it's a girl, Wayleen perhaps?

Frogmella

Puny? Mooney?

shrekeira

[mel]

I know that beefy, gravy mixture, product jokes are banned but I must say I nearly crashed the car the other day when they said on Capital Radio after the news "Right now it's 16 degrees up the Oxo Tower" all I could think was "fook me it should be warmer than that" while the tears were running down my face.

[V8mate]

mel said:

I know that beefy, gravy mixture, product jokes are banned but I must say I nearly crashed the car the other day when they said on Capital Radio after the news "Right now it's 16 degrees up the Oxo Tower" all I could think was "fook me it should be warmer than that" while the tears were running down my face.

Let me guess. You've been waiting a week to find an appropriate thread to drop that anecdote into, but frustrated that none have turned up, you chose to drop it, indiscriminately, into this one?

[mel]

It's longer than a week ago that we saw 16 degrees in central london but it was kind of similar to the OP