Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[Flat in Fifth]

Now I'm confused..

Is it the cleaner or carrera2 or the prius driver who is being accused of being a wnaker, or all three?

see www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=230166&f=141&h=0

[chilli]

Carrera2 said:

Chilli The earliest I'll realistically know is when i get home at 7ish...however I may be going straight out for a beer with a mate - not sure yet. So to answer your question - I'll either have news tonight or very first thing in the morning. If we all concentrate hard enough it might somehow make her whack off.

NO chance of popping home for lunch then
Ok, Ok....I'll wait till the morning!!

[zaktoo]

BliarOut said:

E-mail it.... If this comes off someone has to host it

So many double entendres...good job

[dj111s]

T minus 30........

[tomtom]

dj111s said:

T minus 30........

Bet he's gone to the boozer.

[Plotloss]

So wheres the early money?

Recording of said maid up to her knuckles or someone rooting around taking the piss out of his pants (well, not literally, unless she does laundry)

[vixpy1]

Plotloss said:

So wheres the early money?

We want the Money shot!

ahem..

[alfaman]

Plotloss said:

So wheres the early money? Recording of said maid up to her knuckles or someone rooting around taking the piss out of his pants (well, not literally, unless she does laundry)

Sound of vacuum cleaning under bed ...........followed by maid un-jamming porn mags sucked into hose ?

[runflat]

If he gets a result I'm hiring a cleaner first thing tomorrow, preferably his one. The missus would be well pleased.

[puggit]

runflat said:

If he gets a result I'm hiring a cleaner first thing tomorrow, preferably his one. The missus would be well pleased.

The missus has a thing for averagely attractive female cleaners flicking the bean in the spare room?

I think you're in for 3 times the fun

[tomtom]

puggit said:

I think you're in for 3 times the fun

3?

[Flat in Fifth]

I think my money is on that if he gets a result this lot will be putting in extra phone lines.

Worthy of a second bet is that by 8am somebody will have posted the "this thread is worthless without pictures" smiley.....

[polus]

I hope hes not gone for a beer, so selfish

Hurry up with the thwack-track

[UncleDave]

Cyberhuss said:

I can host it for you C2, if no one else is willing.

Only just spotted this thread.
I can host, too. Got plenty of bandwidth left this month and I hate it when it goes to waste!

Dave.

[fcukruss]

i simply cannot beleive that he has gone to the pub!!!

if it were me,id be like a five year old on xmas morning waiting to open xmas presents.


get home and spread the word


russ

[anonymous-user]

russ said:

get home and spread the word

or the cleaners legs, if he gets home in time

[porkus]

Maybe he has gone to the pub and is now sitting enjoying his pint....... laughing hysterically as you all wait for him?
but he isnt coming as it is a wind up?

[vixpy1]

russ said:

get home and spread the Moans

[alexkp]

Can someone summarise this thread for me? I really can't be arsed to read it all.

What has happened and where are things currently at?

Cheers.

[turbobloke]

porkus said:

but he isnt coming

not why we're here my friend