Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[Platinum]

What a cliffhanger.

You could make a secret seven/famous five novel from this.

[chim_knee]

Platinum said:

famous five novel from this.

Ah... the start of "The Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters mysteries" series

[J-Skid]

Which gives you time to go and get a webcam.....

[Plotloss]

Have you got her christmas present yet?

May I suggest...





>> Edited by Plotloss on Thursday 22 December 12:02

[Raify]

Link doesn't work plotloss, but is that Hand Relief perchance?
I ask for that ever time I go into my local dept store....

Carrera2, shall we all chip in for one of these webcams?

Linksys said:

Security Mode automatically sends email alerts with video clips upon motion detection If you want the video to be visible from outside your home network, you can open an appropriate port on the Router, and then create password protected accounts to manage access to the camera, or leave it wide open for the world to see

[Plotloss]

Does it not?

I can see the image.

If you want webcams with security features, I'll do a deal...

[Dinod]

Carrera2 said:

Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey.

That's your excuse!!! I don't believe it....Is there a prize for the "Longest thread of the Year" coming up soon???

[Darth Dave]

So was there any evidience after her last visit at all? Hand cream moved? Blind pulled down? Sheets ruffled? Underpants left hanging from light fittings?

[nel]

OK, so the recording failed and we'll have to wait until next week. Ignoring that, was there more indicative evidence of clam caressing during yesterday's visit? Sheets washed again, moisturiser level down, fishy doorknobs and so on?

[Carrera2]

The actual moisturisers now missing but a friend stayed over last night so I need to launch more inquiries to see who the culprit is....

....mind you the friend was a bloke so if he's taken the moisturiser I'll be very concerned!

[Plotloss]

Carrera2 said:

The actual moisturisers now missing but a friend stayed over last night so I need to launch more inquiries to see who the culprit is.... ....mind you the friend was a bloke so if he's taken the moisturiser I'll be very concerned!

I'd be more concerned with the fact that he may have a quim...

[Darth Dave]

Carrera2 said:

The actual moisturisers now missing but a friend stayed over last night so I need to launch more inquiries to see who the culprit is.... ....mind you the friend was a bloke so if he's taken the moisturiser I'll be very concerned!

Whatever happens you need to get some more to plant in that room by next Thursday!

[KingRichard]

Is this still going on?



Set up the webcam mate, and sit back... I'm sure a collective of avid PH'ers will keep a 24hr vigil on the cams for you.

Then we'll give you a ring and you can burst in and catch her in the act























Are you married? Is that why your trying to be so subtle about it?

[tonto]

Can't you mess up your house like now, so she has to come over sooner?

Re Web Cam, there are enough PH'rs who are now so desperate to see the evidence that you could get your entire house setup with a high-tech surveillance network in about 45 mins !


What do we want .... Cleaner Porn
When do we want it ... Now !
Mary Whitehouse would be proud

[Carrera2]

tonto said:

What do we want .... Cleaner Porn When do we want it ... Now ! Mary Whitehouse would be proud

and again for being so funny

[Ali_Kat]

Carrera2 said:

but a friend stayed over last night so I need to launch more inquiries to see who the culprit is....

Hope you'd changed the sheets - or told him what was going on!!!!!!

[B17NNS]

Carrera2 said:

a friend stayed over last night and I walked in on him sniffing the door handle cock in hand!

>> Edited by B17NNS on Thursday 22 December 15:09

[whatever]

Carrera2 said:

Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey.

Is this what we'd call an anti-climax?

[Platinum]

whatever said:

Carrera2 said: Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey. Is this what we'd call an anti-climax?

No, its a cliffhanger

Bumpety Bump.

[neil.b]

whatever said:

Carrera2 said: Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey. Is this what we'd call an anti-climax?

I think it's what is commonly known as a circle jerk....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk