Alan Partridge
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Meeja said:
Brilliant!"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
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NiceCupOfTea said:
Meeja said:
Brilliant!"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
etc...
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Last one of the second series of I'm Alan Partridge. He's on the "Prayer Wave" with 2 women, one of them had drug problems etc.
Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
dpbird90 said:
Last one of the second series of I'm Alan Partridge. He's on the "Prayer Wave" with 2 women, one of them had drug problems etc.
Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
And from the same episode:Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
Woman: You know what Alan, you really do have a lot of issues.
AP: Yeah, of What Car? Magazine!
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