Pub Jokes

[EmmaP]

A man walks into a bar accompanied by a cat and a flamingo. The bar man asks the flamingo what it would like to drink, "I'll have a beer please," replied the flamingo. He then turns to the cat and asks what it would like to drink. "I'm not buying a drink it's his turn to buy me a drink," said the cat indignantly. The bar man, curious at the man's choice of company, asked how come he came to be with these two unlikely drinking buddies. "Well," said the man, "there was this genie and he said that he would grant me just one wish, so I wished for a tall bird with a tight pussy."

Tada!

[towman]

Incorrigible said:

Where's the Sean Connery joke thread gone then ??

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=141&t=8025

your titter is served m`lud

[EmmaP]

Los Angeles said:

"Excuse me, sir, he says. "But do you know there's a penguin behind you?" "Yes, ociffer," answers the drunk. "I cannae shake him off. The wee bugger's bin followin' me all day!"

Quality!