Alan Partridge
Poll: Alan Partridge
Total Members Polled: 353
Discussion
There are these 2 great websites with quotes and soundbites.
http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/
http://www.alanattack.co.uk/
http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/
http://www.alanattack.co.uk/
L4URA said:
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L4URA said:
Neil_H said:
".....cock piss Partidge....."
Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.NiceCupOfTea said:
"Lovely Stuff" - Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens.
I edited Shaking Steven's wiki page to include this and then within a DAY someone had edited the line a put in to say fictional!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakin_Stevens
Alan Partridge, possibly the greatest comedy character ever.
I voted for I'm Alan Partridge for moments like:
"To a passer by this may look like cone theft"
But his best moments were on The Day Today.
Interviewing a show jumper:
"How do you ride a Horse"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3P0bB2Dqk&feat...
And the best Alan Partridge moment ever! NO ARGUMENT!
"That was liquid Football"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHorOt6KKw
I voted for I'm Alan Partridge for moments like:
"To a passer by this may look like cone theft"
But his best moments were on The Day Today.
Interviewing a show jumper:
"How do you ride a Horse"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3P0bB2Dqk&feat...
And the best Alan Partridge moment ever! NO ARGUMENT!
"That was liquid Football"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHorOt6KKw
You're 22 years old and spending the afternoon in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life!
Hello, Carol? It’s Alan. How are you? Me? I’m having a fantastic time, yeah. I’m having the best time since… sliced bread. How’s Mr. Planet of the Apes man? Oh. Is he still driving that Renault Megane? Yeah, can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine? No, it’s alright, I’ve got it here, I’ve got it here. [Opens the magazine on the bed and reads] “With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane’s slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair.” Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine. [Click] Hello?
Hello, Carol? It’s Alan. How are you? Me? I’m having a fantastic time, yeah. I’m having the best time since… sliced bread. How’s Mr. Planet of the Apes man? Oh. Is he still driving that Renault Megane? Yeah, can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine? No, it’s alright, I’ve got it here, I’ve got it here. [Opens the magazine on the bed and reads] “With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane’s slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair.” Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine. [Click] Hello?
Sciroccology said:
Plotloss said:
"Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."
I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I have a go?-All gone!
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