Worst nightclub you been in
Discussion
fid said:
Devinchies (sp?) West bay Bridport you can get no worse belive me , they hiked the price by 50p when they got new carpet ..... Is it still there?
Oh crap its still going then
where abouts are you mate ? im in Beaminster klute in durham. voted 2nd worst club in europe by FHM, however the "winner" burnt down so it inherited the title. a cramped, dirty, rat infested old boat house down by the river, an absolute fortune to get in and for drinks, and the rah rah durham students cant get enough of it.
ill chime in on brasingamens in alderely edge. nothing but aspiring premiership footballers, gold diggers and local scum to be found in there. kind of sums up all of alderely edge actually.
best club - pacha ibiza without a doubt. its not just a night out, its an experience
ill chime in on brasingamens in alderely edge. nothing but aspiring premiership footballers, gold diggers and local scum to be found in there. kind of sums up all of alderely edge actually.
best club - pacha ibiza without a doubt. its not just a night out, its an experience
jolly said:
This place is actually in Morecambe, but I agree, its an absoloue shit hole. All my 6th form balls were held there and it was a case of wiping your feet on the way out and trying not to sit down on anything.
Not Lancaster Grammar by any chance? Our 6th Form leaving "balls" were held at the Carleton too, I'd agree about the awfulness of it, although it was made slightly better by the very fact that it was officially the last event that you'd have with school.
Phil
Thank god you lot havent been traumatised by the hotspots of my youth:
In no particular order:
Top of the Town, Widnes: An utter hovel of a joint frequented by Widnes Rugby players and skanks the likes you have seen on a Discovery channel special about evolution.
Mr Smiths, Warrington: As above but had the dubious connection with the Hit Man and Her show, tied in with,
Ritzys, Bromborough: More of the same, ultra chavness and this was before chavs even where a recognised breed. Rockports and Berghaus was the dresscode.
And the worst from my youth, The Bank Chambers, Runcorn. No droids allowed in there, Star Wars Cantina style bar, fighting and a stabbing per visit guarantee assured.
In no particular order:
Top of the Town, Widnes: An utter hovel of a joint frequented by Widnes Rugby players and skanks the likes you have seen on a Discovery channel special about evolution.
Mr Smiths, Warrington: As above but had the dubious connection with the Hit Man and Her show, tied in with,
Ritzys, Bromborough: More of the same, ultra chavness and this was before chavs even where a recognised breed. Rockports and Berghaus was the dresscode.
And the worst from my youth, The Bank Chambers, Runcorn. No droids allowed in there, Star Wars Cantina style bar, fighting and a stabbing per visit guarantee assured.
Carlt said:
and who could forget The Venue in Poole
You should see the one here in Southampton! Even worse!!!
As well as; New york New york, god-forsaken, steaming pile of a place.
Ikon and Diva, just plain sh1t, always a fight in one and mutton dressed as crap in the other.
Jumping jacks, the least said the better!
Kellys, small dark and dingy, people in ther always seem on edge as if waiting for a fight to happen.
Brannigans(when it was open), sticky carpets(what is the point of carpets in night clubs?), rude staff, over priced drinks and a real mix of odd-balls, from your common knuckle draging lout right up to the obese 50 year old woman who trys to squeeze into a size 10 dress! Shocking beond belief.
And from my younger days, Felix Park and Martines II in Eastleigh, Both were painted black on the inside, the music was dire, the DJs in both clubs needed hanging and the loos were always over flowing. Only good thing about them was at kicking out time, both clubs would meet in the bus station and HUGE fight would kick off. We would stand at a safe distance and watch it all happen taking bets with the guy who ran the buger bar as to who would come out with most of their face intact.
skinnyboy said:
Thank god you lot havent been traumatised by the hotspots of my youth:
In no particular order:
Top of the Town, Widnes: An utter hovel of a joint frequented by Widnes Rugby players and skanks the likes you have seen on a Discovery channel special about evolution.
Mr Smiths, Warrington: As above but had the dubious connection with the Hit Man and Her show, tied in with,
Ritzys, Bromborough: More of the same, ultra chavness and this was before chavs even where a recognised breed. Rockports and Berghaus was the dresscode.
And the worst from my youth, The Bank Chambers, Runcorn. No droids allowed in there, Star Wars Cantina style bar, fighting and a stabbing per visit guarantee assured.
From around there you forgot Storeys in Widnes... the kind of place were you were over-dressed if you had both your ears, and the only place I've ever (thank god) seen a woman glass another woman with an ashtray. We used to go to Top of the Town for surphisteecation. Happy days
DennisTheMenace said:
Devinchies (sp?) West bay Bridport you can get no worse belive me , they hiked the price by 50p when they got new carpet .....
Oh crap its still going then
it was last time I drove past it
I haven't been there for years (grew up just along the coast and it was our nearest big night out 
Unless we were feeling brave and went to the Palace in Crewkerne!! 
The question is are you old enough to remember DV's when it was Scruples?
I went to see Simon Bates there when I was 14 - got snuck in by someone who was old enough to be there!! Lost a few brain cells getting newt-like around Bletchley/Milton Keynes - we used to end up in Razyles (sp) in Bletchly most friday & saturday nights.
Only place I've been in where they frisked you for weapons - came as a shock to us, we were from Liverpool & had never seen a place like it! (This was back in the late 80s, them were the days! )
Only place I've been in where they frisked you for weapons - came as a shock to us, we were from Liverpool & had never seen a place like it! (This was back in the late 80s, them were the days!
)Mannginger said:
This place is actually in Morecambe, but I agree, its an absoloue shit hole. All my 6th form balls were held there and it was a case of wiping your feet on the way out and trying not to sit down on anything.
Not Lancaster Grammar by any chance? Our 6th Form leaving "balls" were held at the Carleton too, I'd agree about the awfulness of it, although it was made slightly better by the very fact that it was officially the last event that you'd have with school.
Phil
No Ripley St Thomas for me, did you used to go to the Grammar? Aparantley the Carleton is legendary amongst students @ Lancaster Uni. Cant think why!
sleep envy said:
Forgotten one - Kickers, Whiteladies Road in Bristol.
Oh my God - how did I forget!
spent every Monday night in there for 4 years whilst at uni.
The place should have a blue plaque
Kickers has now rebranded and is managed by a PHer...
I keep meaning to go along and see if it's changed.
puggit said:
Orchard as already mentioned in Holmer Green, Bucks.
Winkers (known as W@nkers) outside Chalfont St Peter, Bucks.
Cinderellas in Chesham, Bucks (do you see a thread here?)
Some place in Penrith, Cumbria. Luckily I can't remember the name. Was voted worst nightclub in Britain on MTV - and it was...
I think you and I had the same youth!!!!!!!!blindswelledrat said:
Orchard as already mentioned in Holmer Green, Bucks.
Winkers (known as W@nkers) outside Chalfont St Peter, Bucks.
Cinderellas in Chesham, Bucks (do you see a thread here?)
Some place in Penrith, Cumbria. Luckily I can't remember the name. Was voted worst nightclub in Britain on MTV - and it was...
I live in Wendover when i'm at home from uni. Managed to avoid W@nkers! Heard some interesting things about it lol
The Lounge in Aylesbury is cr@p as well.
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