relationship test
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jagdpanther said:
the holiest of holy is Sir Tedrick of Petrol
Ah, but is it not written that the Holy Ted did pass the Mantle of the Head of the Piston unto Paul of the Alliaceae and the Crown of Code onto Pete who doth Race, saying "my work here is done. I shall depart, and verily I do thank thee for the tonne of cash"? JonRB said:
jagdpanther said:
the holiest of holy is Sir Tedrick of Petrol
Ah, but is it not written that the Holy Ted did pass the Mantle of the Head of the Piston unto Paul of the Alliaceae and the Crown of Code onto Pete who doth Race, saying "my work here is done. I shall depart, and verily I do thank thee for the tonne of cash"? The heading of Revaltions is my favourite
"And lowe as I sat upon thy calf skinned throne upon thou charriot blessed by the guardians of hell, thou holiest of apparitions appeared before my beleaugered mincers and spoketh of the light
Yay there shall be sanctuary, guidance, assistance and wisdom based within public house named in honour of thou parts that maketh up thy holiest of lumps encased within thy crustiest of tastey, savoury pastry
Within thy hallowed walls shall reside the true light and wisdom, blessed with pisseth takings and copious boobage
Your chariot be thy life, thou leadfoot be thy pass, thou rubber be thy grace
Go forth and scareth old ladies to the heavens with decatted tubes of thunder
This is the light, this is thy guidance"
Truely inspired.....they dont make 'em like that anymore
Edited by jagdpanther on Sunday 15th July 23:33
tigger1 said:
jagdpanther said:
Find a large, prison loving, well endowed gentlemen who goes by the name of Bubba/Donkey/Horse or simply King Wang and pay him to bugger Tony beyond utter belief and have it filmed on some covert camera...then sit back and w**k over it
Corrected for accuracy
Well corrected sir
Perhaps this is the solution. (Possibly safe for work or viewing by loved ones !!!!)
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pi...
A classic by the the great cartoonist Robert Crumb (from a Guardian site - so it MUST be ART)
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pi...
A classic by the the great cartoonist Robert Crumb (from a Guardian site - so it MUST be ART)
Edited by Prof Beard on Sunday 15th July 23:56
To the OP
So was your relationship in need of testing? If so if you really need to test the next part of your relationship can you please PM me your bank details, your pin and any details of savings you may have, I need to go shopping and I will buy you a sub to Gay Times.
If true which I doubt you are a complete tool.
So was your relationship in need of testing? If so if you really need to test the next part of your relationship can you please PM me your bank details, your pin and any details of savings you may have, I need to go shopping and I will buy you a sub to Gay Times.
If true which I doubt you are a complete tool.
So then? Anymore news on the dog?
But seriously, if this Tony bloke really has done this to you, he is a seriously devious barsteward. Forgetting the fact that you SHOULDN'T have gone along with what he suggested, what is done is done.
Now you need to sort it out, It looks like your other half has been taken in by this bloke and you have to use similar cunning to at least take retribution. Forget all this 'two wrongs don't make a right' and 'turn the other cheek' malarky, you need to find out his movements, track him like the prey he is, then make your strike while he is alone and vunerable. Don't do it now, leave it a few months, maybe even a few years, let him settle into his smugness let him think he has won.
If you have known him so long, maybe some subtle ID theft? You could destroy him slowly and deliberatly, bankrupt him, get him on the sex offenders register.
Maybe kidnap and torture? It's quite distasteful I know, but at the end of the day it's amazing what people will do when a bolt cutter is presented to their little toe/finger.
Or you could just have him bumped off by a Polish hitman, their rates are far cheaper than our home grown killers, their standard of work tends to be higher and they can also put you in touch with a good plumber.
Now, I don't condone these methods of action, but I like to think that I can contribute in some helpful way.
Alternatively, you can just nuke him from orbit.
But seriously, if this Tony bloke really has done this to you, he is a seriously devious barsteward. Forgetting the fact that you SHOULDN'T have gone along with what he suggested, what is done is done.
Now you need to sort it out, It looks like your other half has been taken in by this bloke and you have to use similar cunning to at least take retribution. Forget all this 'two wrongs don't make a right' and 'turn the other cheek' malarky, you need to find out his movements, track him like the prey he is, then make your strike while he is alone and vunerable. Don't do it now, leave it a few months, maybe even a few years, let him settle into his smugness let him think he has won.
If you have known him so long, maybe some subtle ID theft? You could destroy him slowly and deliberatly, bankrupt him, get him on the sex offenders register.
Maybe kidnap and torture? It's quite distasteful I know, but at the end of the day it's amazing what people will do when a bolt cutter is presented to their little toe/finger.
Or you could just have him bumped off by a Polish hitman, their rates are far cheaper than our home grown killers, their standard of work tends to be higher and they can also put you in touch with a good plumber.
Now, I don't condone these methods of action, but I like to think that I can contribute in some helpful way.
Alternatively, you can just nuke him from orbit.
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