"How Dare You".

[phatgixer]

Sweating like Gary Glitter in PC World.


"I've stroked a beaver at Drayton Manor Park" Made me laugh.

Or when Paddy sees Max's old flame (a midget) and says "It's a small world" Very naughty.

[sparkythecat]

pullingpower said:

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on her way down

We once had a Policewoman round our way who fit this description.

The lads used to call her junction 34
























The Morecambe turnoff!

[juice]

8lbs of shit in a 4lb bag.