Top Gun on ITV2 now

[4sure]

wheres yer helmet midget boy ?

[castrolcraig]

4sure said:

wheres yer helmet midget boy ?

he doesnt need one, scientology will save him in the event of an accident...

[castrolcraig]

i told her that you didnt even have a women out here, she said he probably doesnt have 1, he's got 8....


classic.

[PhantomHumper]

sexy time

[4sure]

4 sure

[PhantomHumper]

castrolcraig said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

Is this the most homosexual film ever???

Tom Cruise is the 4' high monobrowed gay midget in TOP GUN also starring...

bandwagon, jump on.


i dont see it as a gheyers film, just a funny cheese fest with some cracking flight scenes and a very nice ferrari....

um what ferrari might that be?

Almost positive there isn't a ferrari in the film.

Edited by PhantomHumper on Saturday 10th January 01:55

[4sure]

Porsche 356 or chesil..but no ferrari

[4sure]

y o can be my wing man anytime

[JD]

4sure said:

y o can be my wing man anytime

Bullst

[castrolcraig]

PhantomHumper said:

castrolcraig said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

Is this the most homosexual film ever???

Tom Cruise is the 4' high monobrowed gay midget in TOP GUN also starring...

bandwagon, jump on.


i dont see it as a gheyers film, just a funny cheese fest with some cracking flight scenes and a very nice ferrari....

um what ferrari might that be?

Almost positive there isn't a ferrari in the film.

Edited by PhantomHumper on Saturday 10th January 01:55

sorry, was thinking the wrong film, but i shall hang my head in shame for eternity for my sins....

[rhinochopig]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

It would appear that global warming has melted him slightly and turned him into Mr Softy.

[philthy]

cornishgirl said:

Iceman.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

He couldn't act scared if you shot his ear off though !

[King Herald]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Slice man? (Pizza?)

[Mr_B]

They had some really nice footage of the aircraft in that film, which just about made it watchable, apart from the bit where he flies inverted and takes a picture of the Russian.... truly terrible American cheese

[Famous Graham]

Mr_B said:

They had some really nice footage of the aircraft in that film, which just about made it watchable, apart from the bit where he flies inverted and takes a picture of the Russian.... truly terrible American cheese

Particularly since the tail would have been in the other's fuselage

[DrTre]

King Herald said:

Slice man? (Pizza?)

Piesman, shirley?

[castrolcraig]

castrolcraig said:

but who would win, mav and his f-14 or stringfellow hawke and airwolf??????

cheesy quote myself, but whilst viewing some fave theme tunes from the other thread i found this......


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzLnD3foTk&feat...

hey, at least iceman gets his ass blow to shreds lol..

[tonyvid]

I saw it in the cinema when it was first out - for all those watching it on plasmas at home you are missing out on a huge experience, it was just awesome on the proper big screen with massive sound. I felt like pulling up on the stick to go over roundabouts all the way home