favorite song lyrics

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on the back of the 'name that wanky song after we've gone through all the lyrics' thread, heres the last possible ounce of milk out of this idea.

then, once were done with this, we can get back to the important business of calling bruciebabie an utter, utter cunt.

so, my favorite lyrics, from kid creole and the coconuts "Annie" are:

[i]oh, Annie,
I'm not you're daddy,
if i was in your blood,
you wouldn't be so ugly [/i]


lets get this over with as quickly as possible shall we gang?

[nervous]

OK. look. lets not start another one of these. they're dementing. the rules of this (hopefully short lived thread) are: lyrics must be accompanied by name of artist and song title.

then, with a bit of luck, we'll be back to being lectured by Bruce within the hour for, oh...i don't know, the merits of both breathing in AND out. i for one am looking forward. without his '49% of people use a towel' thread this morning i would have got out of the shower and remained soaking wet for literally minutes. i really don't know how he does it for the money.

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git.

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under a car. that 2SB was driving. he's a good shot though, ill give him that.















and possibly, if hes lucky, herpes

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i told you rudey: i like you, i just dont think of you that way. theres no use being angry about it

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the perils of not getting antibiotics quick enough actually, but the end result is much the same.

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'enjoy'? no.

'feel violated by, and not in the good way'? yes.

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who? bruciebaby or kid creole?

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hi frik you can say anything you want, you have my favorite login name makes me think of that girl from scrubs

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yeah, shes not comfortable with dirty words or swearing and says frik all the time, which really makes me smile.














id like to frik her, what? would you have to you her?

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frik said:

*Noise - not unlike the sound of small change under the influence of gravity*

that, my friend, is genius. funniest thing ive read in an age. cornflakes, everywhere now.
















ill send you the bill

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his name is frik. i said id like to frik her. but as his name is frik (thats him) he wouldnt call it frikking her. as thats his name. so he would 'you' her instead of 'frik' her.


god, thats so obvious, mr thicky

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no, it was just a tortured, weak, appalling gag. so much so that im not even so i got it. mental note to self: shut up matt.

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hi mate

hi neil the worst part is, im absoluteley sober. im working.

me, pissed is a sight to behold. well, itll replace the whale in your nightmares anyway.

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nice hi joo