Caption competition... AKA 'how red is my hijab?'

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Bottle of almost drinkable Hungarian merlot for the winner... make I laff

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Anymore for anymore... Bigrah has it by a good nose at the mo

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jamesuk28 said:

So who wins the Hungarian red?

Gonna let it run for a day or two but you're still needing to beat 'The Bells, the Bells...'

Just hoping the Co-op has actually got any Hungarian red... will Bulgarian do at a pinch?

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'Justine was stunned to find the speshul handbag that matched her nose and shawl had been half-inched from her boot...'

Good job I can't play for real, huh?