Suggestions please.... shopping wheels for PeterGreen

[pupp]

Brief is it can't be 'shit', must come in under £1,500, and it helps if it's a v8 (or sounds like one)

Shit =
Anything French
Anything Italian (apart from Ferrari)
Anything air-cooled
Anything rear-engined
Anything Rover engined (except v8s, obviously)
Rovers
Diesels
Especially French or Italian diesels
Daewoos
Anything Daewoos are seemingly derived from (especially Rovers)
Vans (so bang goes the Sherpa suggestion)
Automatics (added by edit 29/9/06)

There MUST be something out there for the Rollerskate Boy

Edited by pupp on Friday 29th September 10:15

[pupp]

tyre_tread said:

You forgot to mention that it must be reliable, able to take abuse on a daily basis, economical on fuel, cheap to repair and (although you've already said it, I think it needs emphasis) not sh1t!

Except, apart from not being 'shit', none of those things seemed important to Pete!

[pupp]

PeterGreen said:

I feel I must add that it can't be an automatic.

Done

[pupp]

tyre_tread said:

pupp said:

tyre_tread said:

You forgot to mention that it must be reliable, able to take abuse on a daily basis, economical on fuel, cheap to repair and (although you've already said it, I think it needs emphasis) not sh1t!

Except, apart from not being 'shit', none of those things seemed important to Pete!

You didn't have the converstion with him that I did!

Don't believe everything you hear in conversations!

[pupp]

You got a tatty sheepskin coat to go with that?

[pupp]

You'd have thought the previous owner would have cleaned those pubes off the clock!