The Attractive Olympians Thread

[tonyvid]

rhinochopig said:

Tampon said:

rhinochopig said:

Very off topic but whilst searching I found this chap. He was the 50m freestyle winner. Would you look at the size of his shoulders - either his head is very very small or he's deformed. He's makes Pinsent and Redgrave at their prime look skinny.

He is quite a muscly lad, but the main thing is he is ripped which makes him look bigger, he has just finished swimming which means his muscles will be engorged with blood and therefore bigger, he wearing a swimming hat which make his head look smaller and to top it off he is wear a super dooper tight swimming costume which make his waist and lower torso in comparison with his shoulder look like johnie bravo.

All in all big lad but photo makes him look freakish

From now on I shall wear a swimming cap and one of those swimming mankinis when I go down the the local pub. All women will fall at my feet in awe of my awesomenes. I will look like a condom full of walnuts, or perhaps, more realistically, a turd in a sock.

All the swimmers are huge-shouldered. When I was doing a lot I looked quite wide but nothing like that

[EmmaP]

BlackVanGirl said:

EmmaP said:

Mark Foster for me

Are... er... blokes nipples supposed to look like that?!

I believe so. He has got rather substantial pecs if that's what you mean.

[Livid]

EmmaP said:

Mark Foster for me

why the heck has he got a dint in one of his pecs?

[shirt]

daveco said:

thegavster said:

The Germans:

I would sell my soul for ROMY TARANGUL

• spaff* *spaff* *spaff*

+1,000,000!

especially as her sport of choice is judo!

spaffspaffspaffspaffspaffspaffspaff spaffspaffspaffspaffspaffspaff spaffspaffspaffspaffspaffspaffspaff

[shirt]

e.g:

[bad_roo]

Isn't Photoshop awesome?

[BoRED S2upid]

Great thread until someone started posting pictures of blokes FFS! whats all that about, Mods can't you do something?.


Anyway to get back on track, shes only not at this years olympics because the nag is crock but I give you...

[BoRED S2upid]

shirt said:

daveco said:

thegavster said:

The Germans:

I would sell my soul for ROMY TARANGUL

• spaff* *spaff* *spaff*

Sell your sole?! Id sell my sister for an hour with any of those. Good grief!.

[H2DaE]

bad_roo said:

Isn't Photoshop awesome?

After she was made they broke the airbrush

[collateral]

edit, foiled again

Edited by collateral on Friday 15th August 20:12

[Tycho]

Symbolica said:

I've always had a thing for Gail Emms, actually:



She's lovely

Totally agree!

[schmalex]

WTF is this rubbish with blokes being posted on this thread?

Mods - sort this out please

[Mikeyboy]

HundredthIdiot said:

Mikeyboy said:

HundredthIdiot said:

Further evidence that your average PHer is completely incapable of actually reading a thread.

er so who got it wrong so badly then? The pole vaulter image do you mean? Didn't he think she was actually competing and was only corrected by someone who knew otherwise?

Alex said:

Allison Stokke - Pole Vaulter.

DrTre said:

Don't mean to piss on your parade but Allison Stokke isn't an Olympian.

Chris71 said:

She could be a bog cleaner for all I care.

collateral said:

Tre wins the prize. Also here's a more recent picture

Sprouts said:

bloody hell fire place ! when does her event start ?

V8S said:

Someone above said she's not at the Olympics.

briSk said:

i don't normally enter (hoho) these threads... but OMG roll on the pole vault!

etc

Ah a collective of people not reading. I see

[shirt]

H2DaE said:

bad_roo said:

Isn't Photoshop awesome?

After she was made they broke the airbrush

is that the sound of my dreams shattering?

i will be the eternal cynic of every pic i see now. although i hope thats he post fight face! doesn't look half bad in training mind:

[schmalex]

Mikeyboy said:

HundredthIdiot said:

Mikeyboy said:

HundredthIdiot said:

Further evidence that your average PHer is completely incapable of actually reading a thread.

er so who got it wrong so badly then? The pole vaulter image do you mean? Didn't he think she was actually competing and was only corrected by someone who knew otherwise?

Alex said:

Allison Stokke - Pole Vaulter.

DrTre said:

Don't mean to piss on your parade but Allison Stokke isn't an Olympian.

Chris71 said:

She could be a bog cleaner for all I care.

collateral said:

Tre wins the prize. Also here's a more recent picture

Sprouts said:

bloody hell fire place ! when does her event start ?

V8S said:

Someone above said she's not at the Olympics.

briSk said:

i don't normally enter (hoho) these threads... but OMG roll on the pole vault!

etc

Ah a collective of people not reading. I see

You haven't much else to do this evening, have you?

[Sprouts]

Hold on, I was only refering to her bedroom olympic pole vaulting.

[EmmaP]

I heard what he eats for breakfast on the radio today. Absolutely incredible. I think his daily calorific intake is 12,000 or was it 21,000? Probably the later if his breakfast is anything to go by. The man is a machine!

[Sprouts]

[anonymous-user]

Sprouts said:

[Gun]

7 pages and no one's mentioned Victoria Pendleton.