Cricket - England Vs South Africa Summer 2017

Cricket - England Vs South Africa Summer 2017

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anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Murph7355 said:
Top quality wind up on Boycs on TMS biggrin

PMSL. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?

FiF

44,312 posts

253 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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garyhun said:
Murph7355 said:
Top quality wind up on Boycs on TMS biggrin

PMSL. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?
They read out a press notice from the ICC announcing that the tests between England and RoW during apartheid were no longer to be included in Test and First Class stats.

Then they went into one of those TMS technical discussions about how this would affect the stats. Then wound it round to the issue that Boycs 100th hundred was no longer going to have been at Headingly and what was Boycs going to do about all that commemorative tat that had been sold.

When Geoffrey was well and truly on the hook they let on the press release was a forgery and a wind up.

Boycs took it really well, he hands it out but can take it too.

IIIRestorerIII

842 posts

230 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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garyhun said:
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?
They've put it up on the website. It's the banter that makes listening to TMS so much more enjoyable.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05b5j5t

oxford drinker

1,871 posts

231 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Great work Moeen!

RichB

51,821 posts

286 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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FiF said:
garyhun said:
Murph7355 said:
Top quality wind up on Boycs on TMS biggrin

PMSL. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?
They read out a press notice from the ICC announcing that the tests between England and RoW during apartheid were no longer to be included in Test and First Class stats.

Then they went into one of those TMS technical discussions about how this would affect the stats. Then wound it round to the issue that Boycs 100th hundred was no longer going to have been at Headingly and what was Boycs going to do about all that commemorative tat that had been sold.

When Geoffrey was well and truly on the hook they let on the press release was a forgery and a wind up.

Boycs took it really well, he hands it out but can take it too.
It was indeed very funny indeed!

Gargamel

Original Poster:

15,039 posts

263 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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edh said:
Not sure why the declaration took so long?
Yeah, could have declared on 74 - 1

Good win for England especially with a somewhat changed side. SA will be pretty low on confidence after that, bit of a pasting.

spikeyhead

17,439 posts

199 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Gargamel said:
Yeah, could have declared on 74 - 1

Good win for England especially with a somewhat changed side. SA will be pretty low on confidence after that, bit of a pasting.
it helps wear out their bowlers, and allows our batsmen some practice.

Murph7355

37,851 posts

258 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Good result, both this and the first test. Whatever happened to us at Trent Bridge the team need a bit of an honesty session about. Was it all simply about selecting too many bowlers?

I'd only look to replace Jennings next time out. But finding a decent opener isn't straightforward.


anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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RichB said:
FiF said:
garyhun said:
Murph7355 said:
Top quality wind up on Boycs on TMS biggrin

PMSL. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?
They read out a press notice from the ICC announcing that the tests between England and RoW during apartheid were no longer to be included in Test and First Class stats.

Then they went into one of those TMS technical discussions about how this would affect the stats. Then wound it round to the issue that Boycs 100th hundred was no longer going to have been at Headingly and what was Boycs going to do about all that commemorative tat that had been sold.

When Geoffrey was well and truly on the hook they let on the press release was a forgery and a wind up.

Boycs took it really well, he hands it out but can take it too.
It was indeed very funny indeed!
Just listened to it - fabulous.

"You knocked out all those commemorative plates" biggrin

Gotta love Geoffrey!

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Murph7355 said:
Good result, both this and the first test. Whatever happened to us at Trent Bridge the team need a bit of an honesty session about. Was it all simply about selecting too many bowlers?

I'd only look to replace Jennings next time out. But finding a decent opener isn't straightforward.
I'm pretty sure they had a very open and frank meeting about the second test.

Baron Greenback

7,029 posts

152 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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IIIRestorerIII said:
garyhun said:
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?
They've put it up on the website. It's the banter that makes listening to TMS so much more enjoyable.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05b5j5t
Love the giggling in the background in the end!

FiF

44,312 posts

253 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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garyhun said:
RichB said:
FiF said:
garyhun said:
Murph7355 said:
Top quality wind up on Boycs on TMS biggrin

PMSL. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
Missed that - is it easy to summarise?
They read out a press notice from the ICC announcing that the tests between England and RoW during apartheid were no longer to be included in Test and First Class stats.

Then they went into one of those TMS technical discussions about how this would affect the stats. Then wound it round to the issue that Boycs 100th hundred was no longer going to have been at Headingly and what was Boycs going to do about all that commemorative tat that had been sold.

When Geoffrey was well and truly on the hook they let on the press release was a forgery and a wind up.

Boycs took it really well, he hands it out but can take it too.
It was indeed very funny indeed!
Just listened to it - fabulous.

"You knocked out all those commemorative plates" biggrin

Gotta love Geoffrey!
Loved it when Boycs withdrew Aggers invitation to his bit of a do on Aug 11th.

Dermot O'Logical

2,632 posts

131 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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What a superb day's cricket! I was in the car when Aggers was winding Boycott up, luckily stuck in traffic - fantastic! There's nothing Geoffrey likes better than talking about himself, his achievements and his stats. That was absolutely priceless.

And I was home in time to see Moeen's hat-trick to finish the South African's off. The only surprise was that the last wicket wasn't given out straight away, but Aleem Dar has a bit of history with not giving LBW's for England. That was a gutsy display from Dean Elgar in a lost cause as well.

Great stuff. Perhaps the defeat in the previous Test was just what England needed - now we need to sew up this series, have a bit of a morale-booster against the West Indies and then head down to HMP Australia in a confident mood.


I'll just edit this so it looks as though I know what I'm talking about.

it wasn't Aleem Dar. Of course.

Edited by Dermot O'Logical on Monday 31st July 19:48

SydneyBridge

8,708 posts

160 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Poor old Boycs.. absolutely brilliant

A question. When was the last hat trick by an english test spinner ? Or any test spinner ?

Black can man

31,884 posts

170 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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SydneyBridge said:
Poor old Boycs.. absolutely brilliant

A question. When was the last hat trick by an english test spinner ? Or any test spinner ?
I'm sure i heard them say it was 1936 on Sky Sports.

TheAngryDog

12,419 posts

211 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Awesome wind up. Was listening to it live and it was funny as. Poor Boycs lol. The laughter at the end was awesome. Aggers and Andrew did so well not to give it up too early.

Oh yeah, well played England hehe

Black can man

31,884 posts

170 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Mr E

21,776 posts

261 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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Black can man said:
That's just the highlights. It was 10-15 minutes of it, and I'm not sure how they didn't corpse.

toastyhamster

1,670 posts

98 months

Monday 31st July 2017
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My Dad has some of his commemorative tat on his wall!

Very funny, heard about it on text, caught up with it later, top TMS.

Gargamel

Original Poster:

15,039 posts

263 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Well we are back in play - England unchanged and SA shorn of Morris (who I rate as being a bit awkward to play) and more importantly Philander.

I simply cannot see this batting line up being selected for the Ashes Tests, but t is a puzzle I can't solve, for the top three.

Cook is probably a given - even if he gets a pair here
Jennings - will a decent knock here cement his place as 2 ? I don't think it does
Westley - again even if he smashes it to all corners - is he really going to be at three in Aus ?

Anyway - we are off and running, think this one should be a straightforward 400+ first innnings. But as ever with England we still feel one dodgy session is inevitably and potentially this team don't seem to have the grit (yet) to get it back once it goes away.