RE: Ridden: Porsche Bike RS

RE: Ridden: Porsche Bike RS

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Smollet

10,751 posts

192 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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easter said:
in the top first pic of the bike

how is it standing up right on its own !!??
Porsche have yet to announce but I have it from a well reputed source that there is a gyroscope inside the main frame which is based on the one designed to counteract the revolutions experienced by the good Dr Ferdinand in his underground hideout when the Cayenne was announced as is mentioned elsewhere on this thread.

J4CKO

41,795 posts

202 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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I can achieve the same effect as spending 5 grand "Porsche" bike for free by getting a soapbox and loudly telling passers by what an utter bellend I am.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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Interesting write up. Interesting, equally, that such a thing exists!

I can't quite place who would buy it - or why - when you look at what you can get in the bike world for £5k

j_s14a

863 posts

180 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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A bike, or 10 years gym membership? Hmmm....

thismyrealname

4 posts

150 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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thismyrealname said:
But that's the point the article makes. The Porsche hasn't made its mind up what bike it is, whereas the one you've linked to is a dedicated, top of the range 2012 brand new road bike - it's as good as it gets in road bike terms (individual preference aside).

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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Evans have been sending me e-mails for 2 days now.

Gina and I are going to Lakeside.

Evans have an actual physical shop at Lakeside. Uh oh.

Escort Si-130

3,279 posts

182 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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isnt this meant to be "PISTON" heads, no pedal heads!!! Must be a damn slow news day.

only1ian

690 posts

196 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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Escort Si-130 said:
isnt this meant to be "PISTON" heads, no pedal heads!!! Must be a damn slow news day.
No you can't steal xmas you Grinch, no matter how grumpy you are..

tonym911

16,696 posts

207 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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Extending the brand to breaking point.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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tonym911 said:
Extending the brand to breaking point.
they have 'made' bikes before..

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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easter said:
in the top first pic of the bike

how is it standing up right on its own !!??
Vorsprung durch magic...

That saddle would slice through your piles, wouldn't it...?

loose cannon

6,030 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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Once upon a time this would not of made Front page ph news, please don't feature crap like this anymore,

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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loose cannon said:
Once upon a time this would not of made Front page ph news, please don't feature crap like this anymore,
I'd quite like to see you on one...

Just think..loose cannon on a lightweight bicycltraption in Richmond Park...

Bigger laugh than Fenton...

loose cannon

6,030 posts

243 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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I'm sure I'd be able to push my ten stone ,twice as quick around Richmond park on my felt, which I'll add is a proper push bike not some jazzed up pretentious tosh bought by a Porsche owner lol,

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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OK spec mountain bike with a Porsche badge. Meh.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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yonex said:
OK spec mountain bike with a Porsche badge. Meh.
What..?

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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loose cannon said:
Once upon a time this would not of made Front page ph news, please don't feature crap like this anymore,
I disagree. Though I don't like the bike itself, it's by Porsche, it's on a website where there's a surprisingly high cross over of people with both hobbies (yourself included, I assume), so why on earth not?

There's not going to be a great deal of new car releases or car shows on 27th December, so something light and relevant, but a little different, fits the bill perfectly for me.

XitUp

7,690 posts

206 months

Tuesday 27th December 2011
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Escort Si-130 said:
isnt this meant to be "PISTON" heads, no pedal heads!!! Must be a damn slow news day.
Disk brakes have pistons.

yonex said:
OK spec mountain bike with a Porsche badge. Meh.
It's not even that. The tyres are far from ok for a mountain bike and it has no suspension.