What is the easiest permanent job?

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Ok, someone I know is a private nanny. Sure it needs training and a good understanding of kids, but it seems like she has one of the easiest jobs. She looks after one pre-school kid while the parents are at work or busy; most of the time they're just playing or colouring or she's sitting drinking coffee and having a chat with other people while the child plays.

From the outside it looks like she's just having a great time and getting paid handsomely for it.

So what other piss-easy jobs are there?

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Steamer said:

V8S said:

Ok, someone I know is a private nanny.....most of the time they're just playing or colouring or she's sitting drinking coffee and having a chat with other people while the child plays.

1. That might be easy but it sounds like a horrendously boring job as well.

2. Kids are like farts - you love your own... but other people's are like mustard gas.

Well, she seems to have a very good social life seeing friends and other nannies, goes out on trips, sits out in the sun and generally leads a relaxed life. I'm sure there are down sides, but from the outside she's got a pretty easy day's work.

CornishGirl Helen on here is a nanny - maybe she can shed some light.

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Somewhatfoolish said:

working in a toll both at a guess

That's going to be difficult to beat.

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BoRED S2upid said:

Village Bobby.

You drive through some of these villages and wonder what sort of crime is going on in that village.

Is there such a thing any more?

We have a couple of Bobbies walk through our village once a year. That's it. Although it must be one of the safest postcodes in Britain. Our last crime was a non-local druggy stole some pills from the vets.

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G_T said:

V8S said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Village Bobby.

You drive through some of these villages and wonder what sort of crime is going on in that village.

Is there such a thing any more?

We have a couple of Bobbies walk through our village once a year. That's it. Although it must be one of the safest postcodes in Britain. Our last crime was a non-local druggy stole some pills from the vets.

Did you burn him in a large wicker effigy of your pagan god?

Why, yes. Yes we did.