Ask a Russian Oligarch's Superyacht crew anything...

Ask a Russian Oligarch's Superyacht crew anything...

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justaninnocenthenchman

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115 posts

27 months

Saturday 5th March 2022
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Slowboathome said:
justaninnocenthenchman said:
Agreed - no insight other than life experience, and knowing how much post cold war Russians are enjoying their capitalism and freedoms. Take those away as we have been doing and the people who can, will change this. IMHO anyway.
Thanks. Fingers crossed it's over some soon.

Back on topic, do you ever get tension or personality clashes between crew members? How do these get resolved?
You are never going to like everyone you meet, but the industry is fairly self-selecting, and anyone with a particularly abrasive personality doesn't last long, one way or another. Perhaps I've just been lucky but in nearly 20 years I can count on one hand the number of people I couldn't stand being in the same room as.

PushedDover

5,717 posts

55 months

Saturday 5th March 2022
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justaninnocenthenchman said:
Typical usage is Med summer, Indian Ocean winter. Many Russians are reluctant to go to close to US waters, so Caribbean is out. Privacy more important than the travel. In my experience they wont even get off the boat.

As for the girls - I'm sure you can use your imagination. You would be disappointed by any stories I might share. Guest/crew interaction is usually minimal, and most of our use is family groups, rather than parties.
I assume a voyage through the Suez and Red Sea?
Interesting on 'anti-Piracy' stuff at the bottom? How does that work ? an armed convey etc

808 Estate

2,152 posts

93 months

Saturday 5th March 2022
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How "friendly" are the coked up hookers?

justaninnocenthenchman

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115 posts

27 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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PushedDover said:
I assume a voyage through the Suez and Red Sea?
Interesting on 'anti-Piracy' stuff at the bottom? How does that work ? an armed convey etc
It is a lot quieter these days regarding piracy, but usually contracted security on board and any non-essential (in an operational sense) crew take a few days off and fly out ahead of the boat.

justaninnocenthenchman

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Sunday 6th March 2022
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808 Estate said:
How "friendly" are the coked up hookers?
Wouldn't touch them with yours.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

263 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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What's the absolute, wringing it's neck, Chief Engineer having a breakdown, fastest you can get on a flat calm sea? And how much fuel is it using at that speed?

And conversely, what is normal cruising speed for maximum comfort?

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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Have you ever appeared on "Below Deck"? biggrin

justaninnocenthenchman

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Sunday 6th March 2022
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Tyre Smoke said:
What's the absolute, wringing it's neck, Chief Engineer having a breakdown, fastest you can get on a flat calm sea? And how much fuel is it using at that speed?

And conversely, what is normal cruising speed for maximum comfort?
We will get low 20's flat stick, burning almost 3,000 litres per hour at that point. Normal cruising 12-14 kts, which is closer to 1000 lph.

justaninnocenthenchman

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Sunday 6th March 2022
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digimeistter said:
Have you ever appeared on "Below Deck"? biggrin
Nope. While not entirely unrealistic in some aspects, it is first and foremost entertainment, with deliberately chosen short charters (heavily discounted) and very scripted storylines.

steveo3002

10,567 posts

176 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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what meals does the crew get

justaninnocenthenchman

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27 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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steveo3002 said:
what meals does the crew get
Depends on the chef. Usually we are fed very well. Sometimes too well. Our daily crew food budget is around 20 EUR per head (Royal Navy is £3 ish and cruise lines about $10 for guests as a comparison) and all meals/snacks/toiletries etc all provided as part of the package.

A good chef is always trying to impress. A great chef is making what people actually want.

HocusPocus

943 posts

103 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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Is the owner a F1 enthusiast who berths in Port Hercule during the race weekend?

justaninnocenthenchman

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Sunday 6th March 2022
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HocusPocus said:
Is the owner a F1 enthusiast who berths in Port Hercule during the race weekend?
No, not this guy.

paul0843

1,917 posts

209 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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The spinner of plates said:
bristolracer said:
Does your Yacht have a Russian design feel to it?
In the days when I used to do some work in high end houses in London, you could have a guess at the owners nationality by the taste (or lack of!) of the decor.
Ha, an ex I know works for high end boutique Estate Agents based in the heart of London’s west end.
She says exactly the same and is right 9 times out of 10!
I think these comments about taste (or lack of) come down to perspective .
The cost of the design in high end houses and yachts can cost millions ,before a single fitting is even purchased.
Agreed trades men and estate agents can have an opinion ,but please bear in mind that someone earning millions a year will be looking at different designs to someone earning a high salary,even if it was 6 figures.

The spinner of plates

17,799 posts

202 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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paul0843 said:
The spinner of plates said:
bristolracer said:
Does your Yacht have a Russian design feel to it?
In the days when I used to do some work in high end houses in London, you could have a guess at the owners nationality by the taste (or lack of!) of the decor.
Ha, an ex I know works for high end boutique Estate Agents based in the heart of London’s west end.
She says exactly the same and is right 9 times out of 10!
I think these comments about taste (or lack of) come down to perspective .
The cost of the design in high end houses and yachts can cost millions ,before a single fitting is even purchased.
Agreed trades men and estate agents can have an opinion ,but please bear in mind that someone earning millions a year will be looking at different designs to someone earning a high salary,even if it was 6 figures.
Agreed. My point wasn’t around whether the design was good or not - that’s entirely subjective.

More that she was good at guessing the nationality of the owner pretty accurately based on the interior design of the place.

For context I’m a pleb. If I won the euro millions tomorrow my new expensive pad would need a designer to avoid it having an Ikea Billy bookcase in it hehe

MrJuice

3,456 posts

158 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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Are there lots of super yacht food supply companies or just a handful?

My friend owns reach food service and super yacht supplies. I know he's doing great business but never asked him if there's much competition.

crofty1984

15,969 posts

206 months

Sunday 6th March 2022
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The spinner of plates said:
What’s your range?
From Shakespeare to Strictly, darling.

justaninnocenthenchman

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115 posts

27 months

Monday 7th March 2022
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MrJuice said:
Are there lots of super yacht food supply companies or just a handful?

My friend owns reach food service and super yacht supplies. I know he's doing great business but never asked him if there's much competition.
I can think of half a dozen or so. We usually use local suppliers rather than buying everything in one place.

Gretchen

19,070 posts

218 months

Monday 7th March 2022
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Has anyone ever died onboard, what happened and was there a Welsh Male Voice Choir involved?



normalbloke

7,510 posts

221 months

Monday 7th March 2022
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Gretchen said:
Has anyone ever died onboard, what happened and was there a Welsh Male Voice Choir involved?
A friend of mine ( RIP bless his cottons) was Maxwell’s helicopter pilot when the boss went in the briny.