duct tape can fix anything....

[mrdelmonti]

Dr.Doofenshmirtz said:

Cable ties + Duct tape + Big hammer = fully functioning Land Rover.

EFA

Edited by mrdelmonti on Wednesday 24th February 21:47

[Kit80]

@ lorry and plane. Love it.

I have yet to have a problem that doesn't have a potential duct tape related solution.

Getting bills you can't pay? Duct tape your letterbox up.
Sat Nav holder broke? Duct tape it to the dash
Might bleed to death from accidently slicing you arm? Duct tape it up.
Someone pissing you off? ductape them up/their mouth etc

I may have done some of these.

[Ynox]

If it works well enough for mk2 mondeo bumpers...

Epic bodge though.

[williskwl]

Duct tape == mint, had a uni project to hand in at 4 pm, at 3.50 I was walking in to the building carrying folder with said project in. Folder decides to split and spill everything. Save work but folder is fked, so I put what seemed like half a roll round this stty folder to hold it together, then handed it in at reception (receptionist not very happy at a wet duct tape folder).
But
Feedback from lecturer said questionable presentation method but...
I got 84%
so gaffa tape FTW

[BliarOut]

This should be their advert

[The Riddler]

Kit80 said:

@ lorry and plane. Love it.

I have yet to have a problem that doesn't have a potential duct tape related solution.

Getting bills you can't pay? Duct tape your letterbox up.
Sat Nav holder broke? Duct tape it to the dash
Might bleed to death from accidently slicing you arm? Duct tape it up.
Someone pissing you off? ductape them up/their mouth etc

I may have done some of these.

I've heard you're fairly 'armless!

[sonic_2k_uk]

Impressive!

[Kit80]

The Riddler said:

Kit80 said:

@ lorry and plane. Love it.

I have yet to have a problem that doesn't have a potential duct tape related solution.

Getting bills you can't pay? Duct tape your letterbox up.
Sat Nav holder broke? Duct tape it to the dash
Might bleed to death from accidently slicing you arm? Duct tape it up.
Someone pissing you off? ductape them up/their mouth etc

I may have done some of these.

I've heard you're fairly 'armless!

Get out, get out now! Take your coat with you.

[dugt]

Nickyboy said:

Yep, it fixes just about anything

I like the way he has even got the lights duct taped back in, obviously he misses out points for not colour coding the duct tape, but good effort.

[Steamer]

That truck is a great effort too!

...I can just imagine the conversation back at the yard.. "Gov, theres a bit of a problem with the truck... I've dinked it"

[dougc]

Its 50% of every driver's must have tool kit.

If it moves and it shouldn't - duct tape
If it doesn't move and it should - WD40

[GT4 Baz]

My tool box has three things in it:

Duck tape : for things that move when they shouldn't
WD40 : For things that should move but don't
Cable ties : for everything else

[dougc]

Great minds Baz - ever owned a Tiv?

[Silent1]

Ynox said:

If it works well enough for mk2 mondeo bumpers...

Epic bodge though.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=4959184871

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=6...

[Mazda Baiter]

It doesn't fix a broken relationship. I've tried.

[SimonV8ster]

If the plane was made out of Duct tape in the first place the bear would have never got in.

He would have given up and gone home hungry and they would have flown home safely without all this fuss.

Not so clever after all are they ?

[Conian]

dugt said:

I did notice that during the last series of coach trip () the driver had cuningly used white duct tape to patch up the back of the bus with no one noticing

you noticed.

[bigjobbo]

I stripped down a medium front end impact on a 206, headlamp's and bumper broken etc, etc... I was then informed the insurance wouldn't pay for the damage, so i had to duct tape the front end back on, and even beam set the head light's, duct tape everywhere, i could have drove it straight into a wall and done less damage, it was bloody solid. Then to top it off i saw the car in sainsbury's car park about 12 months later, still taped together! Good stuff.

[The Riddler]

Kit80 said:

The Riddler said:

Kit80 said:

@ lorry and plane. Love it.

I have yet to have a problem that doesn't have a potential duct tape related solution.

Getting bills you can't pay? Duct tape your letterbox up.
Sat Nav holder broke? Duct tape it to the dash
Might bleed to death from accidently slicing you arm? Duct tape it up.
Someone pissing you off? ductape them up/their mouth etc

I may have done some of these.

I've heard you're fairly 'armless!

Get out, get out now! Take your coat with you.

It made me laugh..

[Kit80]

This thread is not about planes and trains and boats, it is about duct tape!

There is a picture of a lorry in there too goddamit. Put it in GG?