Idiot Tornado pilot

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CobolMan

1,417 posts

209 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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We had the same thing on the M6 near Penrith last year. Mrs C saw one flying away from the motorway and I wondered aloud where his wing-man was; 20 seconds later he went past us at 3 to 4 leptons about 200ft above the ground. 5 minutes later he did the same thing - top stuff.

Neil H

15,323 posts

253 months

chim

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7,259 posts

179 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Shaw Tarse said:
So chim, how do you think this thread is going the way you hoped?
Not quite, think I might be turning into one of those grump old gits........oh dear.

GTIR

24,741 posts

268 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Taken from www.RAFsquad643.com

Posted by TopGunTom 13:20 28th Jan 2010
"Guys, I've got to tell you about my recce flight today. Was buzzing the motorway in the Torn' today and I happened to see some 'ok ya' in his Range Rover having a wk while driving only wearing suspenders and stockings! I managed to take a digital picture and when I zoomed in his stereo display said "Barry Manilow - Greatest Love Songs". hehe

Think I surprised him as he nearly cried.

What a Gheyer."

Always two sides to every story. biggrin





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yoof full chav

38,961 posts

189 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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GTIR said:
Taken from www.RAFsquad643.com

Posted by TopGunTom 13:20 28th Jan 2010
"Guys, I've got to tell you about my recce flight today. Was buzzing the motorway in the Torn' today and I happened to see some 'ok ya' in his Range Rover having a wk while driving only wearing suspenders and stockings! I managed to take a digital picture and when I zoomed in his stereo display said "Barry Manilow - Greatest Love Songs". hehe

Think I surprised him as he nearly cried.

What a Gheyer."

Always two sides to every story. biggrin





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Thats harsh matelaugh

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

205 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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yoof full chav said:
GTIR said:
Taken from www.RAFsquad643.com

Posted by TopGunTom 13:20 28th Jan 2010
"Guys, I've got to tell you about my recce flight today. Was buzzing the motorway in the Torn' today and I happened to see some 'ok ya' in his Range Rover having a wk while driving only wearing suspenders and stockings! I managed to take a digital picture and when I zoomed in his stereo display said "Barry Manilow - Greatest Love Songs". hehe

Think I surprised him as he nearly cried.

What a Gheyer."

Always two sides to every story. biggrin





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Thats harsh matelaugh
But funny smile

Jonny_693

5,146 posts

178 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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chim said:
Driving down the M74 south bound the other day, in dreamworld watching the road and listening to some nice tunes. Next thing there is an almighty boom my Rangie literally shook and what looked liked less than 100ft above the ground appears a Tornado fallowing the exact line of the motorway. What kind of fking major league complete prick of an idiot does st like that. It was a busy motorway, this was so fking dangerous, I was literally shaking with fright and was tempted to dial 999 to report it.

If I had been pulling out to overtake I would really have thought I had just hit someone and could have easily lost control with a reflex reaction to pull back in. I know these guys have got to practice but this was nothing more than showboating and the fact the car shook with the downdraft indicates that it was obviously way below the legal ceiling even for these guys.

Not a great rant, just had to vent my pissed off-niss
Quick, call the Daily Mail.



Great Pretender

26,140 posts

216 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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chim said:
Driving down the M74 south bound the other day, in dreamworld watching the road and listening to some nice tunes. Next thing there is an almighty boom my Rangie literally shook and what looked liked less than 100ft above the ground appears a Tornado fallowing the exact line of the motorway. What kind of fking major league complete prick of an idiot does st like that. It was a busy motorway, this was so fking dangerous, I was literally shaking with fright and was tempted to dial 999 to report it.

If I had been pulling out to overtake I would really have thought I had just hit someone and could have easily lost control with a reflex reaction to pull back in. I know these guys have got to practice but this was nothing more than showboating and the fact the car shook with the downdraft indicates that it was obviously way below the legal ceiling even for these guys.

Not a great rant, just had to vent my pissed off-niss
He'll have been given clearance to do it. This isn't Top Gun.

If you want to complain to somebody, complain to the RAF and then see how far you get...

Funk

26,354 posts

211 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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yoof full chav said:
GTIR said:
Taken from www.RAFsquad643.com

Posted by TopGunTom 13:20 28th Jan 2010
"Guys, I've got to tell you about my recce flight today. Was buzzing the motorway in the Torn' today and I happened to see some 'ok ya' in his Range Rover having a wk while driving only wearing suspenders and stockings! I managed to take a digital picture and when I zoomed in his stereo display said "Barry Manilow - Greatest Love Songs". hehe

Think I surprised him as he nearly cried.

What a Gheyer."

Always two sides to every story. biggrin





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Thats harsh matelaugh
Yeah, accusing him of being a Manilow fan is a low blow.

Steve in Stoke

6,375 posts

186 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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When my dad was serving his last 6 months, he was seconded to the Army Careers side of things, doing exhibitions and the like at job fayres around the North west. He took me out on one during a half term break as he was in a 4t Bedford truck towing a light field gun up towards Carlisle.

As soon as the local fast jet squadron who were in the area caught sight of us in a small army convoy somewhere near Shap, they did not leave us alone - we were buzzed at leaast a dozen times.

And yes, it was beyond frikkin' awesome!

Spitfire2

1,923 posts

188 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Driving through Glen Coe in my Spitfire with the roof off. 2 Harriers flew overhead from behind - not very high up.

The folks in the car behind seemed to find it amusing that I noticeably ducked as they went over smile

bobr

1,031 posts

166 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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CobolMan said:
We had the same thing on the M6 near Penrith last year. Mrs C saw one flying away from the motorway and I wondered aloud where his wing-man was; 20 seconds later he went past us at 3 to 4 leptons about 200ft above the ground. 5 minutes later he did the same thing - top stuff.
Live near Penrith (ish) brilliant when they fly over

WorAl

10,877 posts

190 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Steve in Stoke said:
When my dad was serving his last 6 months, he was seconded to the Army Careers side of things, doing exhibitions and the like at job fayres around the North west. He took me out on one during a half term break as he was in a 4t Bedford truck towing a light field gun up towards Carlisle.

As soon as the local fast jet squadron who were in the area caught sight of us in a small army convoy somewhere near Shap, they did not leave us alone - we were buzzed at leaast a dozen times.

And yes, it was beyond frikkin' awesome!
now that would be cool. cool

chim

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7,259 posts

179 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Funk said:
Yeah, accusing him of being a Manilow fan is a low blow.
Agreed, way way to far GTIR. On reflection I am perhaps a tad grumpy this week, but to suggest I was listening to Manilow is just way to far. I insist you retract that slur immediately Sir.

munroman

1,846 posts

186 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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I was driving up the M6 south of Penrith years ago and the exhaust started to blow, it go louder and louder, then the car shook, it was a Buccaneer going over us at low level, followed by his mate, very impressive but scary.

Have seen jets many times when hillwalking, one day on the Cuillin in Skye we were watching the Tornados playing 'hide and seek', diving down the glens and the zooming up over the hills, must have had strong stomachs!

Another time my mate and I were on the Aonach Eagach ridge in Glencoe, and we both swore that one of the Tornados went under the Ballachullish Bridge......

sharpfocus

13,812 posts

193 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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What a fking pussy.

I would gladly pay money for an airshow on the way home!

NismoGT

1,634 posts

192 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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Also got buzzed by a C-130 near Bala Lake. I know the Hawks out of RAF Valley love that area a lot.

GTIR

24,741 posts

268 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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I lived in Surfers Paradise, Queensland for six months and jets flew very close to the beach on a regular basis. If you were facing away from their approach you'd only hear them as they got level with you and it would be to late! Caught me out on many occasions. hehe

Pesky speed of sound. :shakesfist:

We'd often sit on the beach with a beer and kebab watching people jump up out of their skin as they flew past. Happy days. cloud9

matthewg

1,396 posts

167 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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gay alert!!!!!!

sparks_E39

12,738 posts

215 months

Friday 28th January 2011
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What? That sounds amazing, I would have loved to have seen that.