what is the worst looking plane of all time?

what is the worst looking plane of all time?

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Leon R

3,236 posts

98 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Bartini Beriev VVA-14


Some Gump

12,745 posts

188 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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This is what i thought of, but to be fair other people have come up with way more minging designs.

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Dr Jekyll said:
I find some of the aircraft mentioned quite appealing in their way,. Not so much ugly as combining functional design with bold disregard for aesthetic convention. EG Skyvan, BV141, Superguppy
I agree, I actually like most of these aircraft.

Except that Russian one it’s just fugly

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Some Gump][Img said:
https://res.cloudinary.com/fleetnation/image/priva...

This is what i thought of, but to be fair other people have come up with way more minging designs.
That’s the aircraft at Cosford I was thinking of, I like it because it is ugly and also a nice yellow colour.

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Interesting reading a bit more and seeing the idea behind the il 20 design was for unrestricted forward vision but obviously was very dragy resulting in low speeds and poor performance amongst many other issues.







Some more info here for anyone that’s interested.

http://www.aviastar.org/air/russia/il-20.php

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilyushin_Il-20_(1948...


Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

263 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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El stovey said:
Interesting reading a bit more and seeing the idea behind the il 20 design was for unrestricted forward vision but obviously was very dragy resulting in low speeds and poor performance amongst many other issues.
Same basic concept as the A10. Prioritising visibility over looks and armour over performance. But going a bit too far.

Jazzy Jag

3,448 posts

93 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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RobbyJ said:


Another one of my favourite abominations that I had the pleasure of flying on a few times.
Used these a few times.

Its always disconcerting when the guy assesses your weight and decides where you should sit and which door you should use.

On one occasion I ended up sitting right behind the comical pilot who asked me questions , like while rotating a handle " should that do that?" and " which way is Guernsey?"

The biggest question was usually, will I be flying or will I be fogged in. I learned to take an overnight bag on a day trip, the hard way.

Milkyway63

675 posts

53 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Jazzy Jag said:
RobbyJ said:


Another one of my favourite abominations that I had the pleasure of flying on a few times.
Used these a few times.

Its always disconcerting when the guy assesses your weight and decides where you should sit and which door you should use.

On one occasion I ended up sitting right behind the comical pilot who asked me questions , like while rotating a handle " should that do that?" and " which way is Guernsey?"

The biggest question was usually, will I be flying or will I be fogged in. I learned to take an overnight bag on a day trip, the hard way.[

Back in 1980 (ish), we flew from Southampton to Guernsey, the seagulls were faster & almost clipping the masts. ( Air Uk)
It was the first time on a plane ( warm up for America).
I was disappointed not to get a meal / beverages etc, & just a curtain separating us from the cockpit.
( It was a twin prop... but my plane knowledge is limited)
USA was a Pan - Am Clipper though... thank God.



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djc206

12,502 posts

127 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Jazzy Jag said:
Used these a few times.

Its always disconcerting when the guy assesses your weight and decides where you should sit and which door you should use.

On one occasion I ended up sitting right behind the comical pilot who asked me questions , like while rotating a handle " should that do that?" and " which way is Guernsey?"

The biggest question was usually, will I be flying or will I be fogged in. I learned to take an overnight bag on a day trip, the hard way.
They raised the base of controlled airspace between Southampton and the Channel Islands after they were retired. That’s how crap they were, down to Alderney at FL40 and back at FL50. The D228’s they now use do the journey a whopping 2000ft higher but thankfully a lot faster.

Stuart70

3,956 posts

185 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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DodgyGeezer said:
Equus said:
There have been quite a few aircraft with that 'cabover' arrangement of pilot above single engine, and all of them look pretty gormless.

The Blackburn R1 Blackburn was another:
Looks part plane part inspiration for a Wessex
Duke or Duchess?

Hard-Drive

4,106 posts

231 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Stuart70

3,956 posts

185 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Hard-Drive said:
They called it Cyrano.

lufbramatt

5,370 posts

136 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Hard-Drive said:
What is that called?

Nimby

4,672 posts

152 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Probably doesn't count:



RR Flying Bedstead.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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lufbramatt said:
Hard-Drive said:
What is that called?
Boeing 707 equipped with phalcon

Portofino

4,347 posts

193 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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lufbramatt said:
Hard-Drive said:
What is that called?
Elephantitis of the testes.

joshleb

1,544 posts

146 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Newarch said:
lufbramatt said:
Hard-Drive said:
What is that called?
Boeing 707 equipped with phalcon
Phalcon meant to represent a phallic falcon... Poor plane, needs something to help with the swelling.

Milkyway63

675 posts

53 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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joshleb said:
Newarch said:
lufbramatt said:
Hard-Drive said:
What is that called?
Boeing 707 equipped with phalcon
Phalcon meant to represent a phallic falcon... Poor plane, needs something to help with the swelling.
Jimmy Durante... aka ‘SNOZZLE’
(SNOZZLE = Nose)
https://images.app.goo.gl/zicC6YXwDTtt7UcJA

Milkyway63

675 posts

53 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Milkyway63 said:
joshleb said:
Newarch said:
lufbramatt said:
Hard-Drive said:
What is that called?
Boeing 707 equipped with phalcon
Phalcon meant to represent a phallic falcon... Poor plane, needs something to help with the swelling.
This has reminded me of an old actor, Jimmy Durante... aka ‘SNOZZLE’
(SNOZZLE = Nose)
https://images.app.goo.gl/zicC6YXwDTtt7UcJA

LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

48 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Worst looking planes that were actually sold and produced.

Well I am thinking only military here and last 50 or so years, and even ugly ones have their charm!

I would think the Rockwell Buckeye is fairly hideous!! Some iterations of meteor and Canberra with huge radomes and weird cockpits looked very odd compared to original shape.

The Guppies I am exclusing because they were ugly for a reason

The Argosy because of the tit! And the Beverley I thought was odd for the gigantic wheel housings!!