Rolls Royce have fixed the Airbus engine problem

Rolls Royce have fixed the Airbus engine problem

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FUBAR

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Monday 29th November 2010
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hehe

FUBAR

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Monday 29th November 2010
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Don't let the details get in the way of a good gag tongue out

FUBAR

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Monday 29th November 2010
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I had an email a couple of weeks ago from my FiL's best mate, who is quite well known within (parts of) the industry, so I wouldn't question the provenance of it, however it's all gobldy gook to me. It is, obviously, 3rd hand:

email said:
Here are just SOME of the problems Richard had in Singapore last week aboard
QF32.... I won't bother mentioning the engine explosion!.... oops...
mentioned the engine explosion, sorry.....

  • massive fuel leak in the left mid fuel tank (the beast has 11 tanks, including in the horizontal stabiliser on the tail)
  • massive fuel leak in the left inner fuel tank
  • a hole on the flap canoe/fairing that you could fit your upper body through
  • the aft gallery in the fuel system failed, preventing many fuel transfer functions
  • fuel jettison had problems due to the previous problem above
  • bloody great hole in the upper wing surface
  • partial failure of leading edge slats
  • partial failure of speed brakes/ground spoilers
  • shrapnel damage to the flaps
  • TOTAL loss of all hydraulic fluid in the Green System (beast has 2 x 5,000 PSI systems, Green and Yellow)
  • manual extension of landing gear
  • loss of 1 generator and associated systems
  • loss of brake anti-skid system
  • unable to shutdown adjacent #1 engine using normal method after landing due to major damage to systems
  • unable to shutdown adjacent #1 engine using using the fire switch!!!!!!!! Therefore, no fire protection was available for that engine after the explosion in #2
  • ECAM warnings about major fuel imbalance because of fuel leaks on left side, that were UNABLE to be fixed with cross-feeding
  • fuel trapped in Trim Tank (in the tail). Therefore, possible major CofG out-of-balance condition for landing. Yikes!
  • and much more to come..........

Richard was in the left seat, FO in the right), SO in the 2nd obs seat (right rear, also with his own Radio Management Panel, so he probably did most of the coordination with the ground), Capt Dave Evans in the 1st obs seat (middle). He is a Check & Training Captain who was training Harry Wubbin to be one also. Harry was in the 3rd obs seat (left rear). All 5 guys were FLAT OUT, especially the FO who would have been processing complicated 'ECAM' messages and procedures that were seemingly never-ending!

FUBAR

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Tuesday 30th November 2010
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TVR1 said:
quoted for the up an coming....
up an coming? confused