Re-Packaging Pubs

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kiteless

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11,782 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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Not a rant this, as such. Maybe just bemoaning.

For the last 5 or so years, I've stopped off at a pub on the way home from work for a beer and a read (EVO / Octane / or CAR). Anyway. Large pub, largely food based, but with a proper bar area with quarry tiled floor, and dartboard, good crack with the regulars and staff, and somewhere for Max the collie to either chill out in front of the log fire or chase beer mats (usually thrown by me hehe). Great atmosphere, and the pub had a great character with bar area separated from diners so that diners could sniff haughtily at us commoners at the bar, and we could take the piss out of diners getting precious about their chips.

After 8 weeks or refurbishment, The Bell has re-opened. And lost all it's character.

The bar area is no more, and the whole place is now effectively a restaurant with a posh looking bar in the middle. Max the collie is no longer welcome as it's now carpeted throughout, and staff greet me with, 'Good evening, Sir! Are you eating with us tonight?'. No. I'm not. I just want a couple of beers and a read. Don't call me "Sir", call me Sy like the other staff used to.

<sigh>

I know it's early days after the re-opening, but it does seem a shame where pubs with the right balance for both drinkers and diners are being supplanted by re-furbished "pubs" that cater solely for those who want 2-for-1 Canadian Chicken Melts at the expense of those who would like a beer and some craic.



Edited by kiteless on Tuesday 8th June 22:44

Slyjoe

1,511 posts

213 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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I think this aptly describes your current problem.
Caution - Lyrics NSFW or Tiny ears..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGeFZzd0yUI


kiteless

Original Poster:

11,782 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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Slyjoe said:
I think this aptly describes your current problem.
Not really. Sex, chips, and gravy in a pub doesn't appeal.




Mobile Chicane

20,910 posts

214 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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This is one of my chief gripes.

Almost every pub in Surrey is now identical, albeit with subtle variations in the degree of w*nkiness: 'Eating House and Farmer's Market'?

Hmmmm... Woe betide anyone who actually wanted a drink. irked

A favourite local - The Rising Sun in Epsom - has just been given the sage-green-paint-and-brass-lettering treatment.

Why? Having been extensively refurbed a few years ago (ie. the installation of inside lavatories), it was fine as it was.

It's a pub, FFS, not a branch of Laura Ashley.

kiteless

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11,782 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
w*nkiness
yes

My route home from work is (was) devoid of suitable "drinking" establishments. The Bedford Arms reeked of banjoes, The Fox tolerates drinkers, but at a price (£6.60 for a glass of house red at the weekend!!!), and the Red Lion can't make up it's mind what it wants to be (cliquey locals mixed with diners who think the food is good - it's not).

Shropshire w*nkiness indeed!


grumbledoak

31,613 posts

235 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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Pubs are closing at a fantastic rate across the whole country. Many reasons for this, some plausible, some rubbish. What you are seeing is those that remain trying to find a market. Many will find that there is no market, especially during the 'crunch'.



Of course, if you are/were a rabid anti-smoker, you can GFY.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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Blasted pub vandals should be shot...irked

taldo

1,357 posts

196 months

Wednesday 9th June 2010
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Sam Smiths is the answer.

Todzilla

237 posts

177 months

Wednesday 9th June 2010
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My local has just been turned into a frickin' Tesco...

Kneetrembler

2,069 posts

204 months

Wednesday 9th June 2010
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And then you get the other crap pubs "Weathersppoons" mostly full of chavs with bloody Sofas everywhere whats all that about.

kiteless

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11,782 posts

206 months

Wednesday 9th June 2010
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grumbledoak said:
Of course, if you are/were a rabid anti-smoker, you can GFY.
And they can also give themselves a hearty pat on the back for the huge increase in number of these sort of people visiting pubs these days:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17...


Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Wednesday 9th June 2010
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kiteless said:
grumbledoak said:
Of course, if you are/were a rabid anti-smoker, you can GFY.
And they can also give themselves a hearty pat on the back for the huge increase in number of these sort of people visiting pubs these days:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17...
I don't even know where to start with that lot!

grumbledoak

31,613 posts

235 months

Wednesday 9th June 2010
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Pothole said:
I don't even know where to start with that lot!
Sterilisation.

Yes, we have one that age. No, we don't bh and whine about facilities.

wakster

265 posts

180 months

Friday 11th June 2010
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kiteless said:
grumbledoak said:
Of course, if you are/were a rabid anti-smoker, you can GFY.
And they can also give themselves a hearty pat on the back for the huge increase in number of these sort of people visiting pubs these days:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17...
Louis can go fk himself.

TubbyRutter

2,070 posts

208 months

Friday 11th June 2010
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kiteless said:
grumbledoak said:
Of course, if you are/were a rabid anti-smoker, you can GFY.
And they can also give themselves a hearty pat on the back for the huge increase in number of these sort of people visiting pubs these days:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17...
Glad to see the bar manager had his say on this review, it makes the bar come across very well from my point of view.

Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Friday 11th June 2010
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TubbyRutter said:
kiteless said:
grumbledoak said:
Of course, if you are/were a rabid anti-smoker, you can GFY.
And they can also give themselves a hearty pat on the back for the huge increase in number of these sort of people visiting pubs these days:

http://www.shropshirestar.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17...
Glad to see the bar manager had his say on this review, it makes the bar come across very well from my point of view.
I particularly liked his parting shot:

"Perhaps if you send a grown up next time we will get a more balanced review and a few more stars? Personally I can’t wait."


Simpo Two

85,891 posts

267 months

Friday 11th June 2010
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What a miserable git.

dougc

8,240 posts

267 months

Friday 11th June 2010
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I took a baby to a pub and it wasn't a creche wah wah wah

rofl

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

228 months

Sunday 13th June 2010
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An Insufferable Tit said:
Claire’s apple pie, however, was a bit of a revelation and emerged as the highlight of the evening. Beneath the thick pastry was a deep layer of lovely, chunky apple, along with delicious custard.
Crivens! Apples in an apple pie! Amazing!

His life must be one long voyage of discovery.

The Bar Manager said:
shame we hadn’t actually got apple pie on when they came
What's that, you say? A journalist just making things up?

Surely not!

Dogwatch

6,248 posts

224 months

Sunday 13th June 2010
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I think pubs are closing for the same reason most petrol stations have closed. The duty on the product is so high (all for the good of our health of course - the money is unimportant to the Exchequer grumpy) that the business can't make a reasonable profit without support from other sales.