What's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?

What's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?

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Cotty

39,720 posts

286 months

Saturday 19th January 2008
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smiller said:
My spiciest? Mrs M made a chili a couple of years ago with one scotch bonnet and a teaspoon of some American company's chili sauce "Who Dares Burns" by "Hotheadz". It was inedible, and for the next couple of months whenever we did a chili, we used a portion of the "Hotheadz" chili to spice the normal sauce.

Yeesh!

I use the Who Dares Burns sauce and its ok if you dont use to much (and don't get it on your skin). It was probably the scotch bonnet that did for you.

Wadeski

8,188 posts

215 months

Sunday 20th January 2008
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it'll be the sauce, not the scotch bonnet. Ive made quite a few lovely dishes with habaneros / scotch bonnets and, while very hot, they have a really good flavour.

Daves insanity, who dares burns and their ilk of sauces are really just pure heat though, and a full teaspoon is quite a lot for two people.



Edited by Wadeski on Sunday 20th January 02:58

horton

804 posts

254 months

Sunday 24th February 2008
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British Curry might have some macho firey image, but real curry should be taste and not fire.

The spiciest things that I have ever eaten suprised me,

1. Thai instant noodles, I didnt even add the option packet of extra chilli, these things gave me running nose, and full-on sweat

2. Japanese chilli rings. They are like onion rings (crisps not real onion rings) but they are pink/red and brutal, normally I eat something spicy, its ok, then a few seconds later it hurts - these were different, as soon as it touched my tongue, it hurt.

although i am capable of eating hot dishes, i have grown out of it, i prefer a combination of a few different chillis that actually taste good, rather than as much of one single chilli just to prove than i am a man. does not actually taste good

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

221 months

Sunday 24th February 2008
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Cotty said:
smiller said:
My spiciest? Mrs M made a chili a couple of years ago with one scotch bonnet and a teaspoon of some American company's chili sauce "Who Dares Burns" by "Hotheadz". It was inedible, and for the next couple of months whenever we did a chili, we used a portion of the "Hotheadz" chili to spice the normal sauce.

Yeesh!

I use the Who Dares Burns sauce and its ok if you dont use to much (and don't get it on your skin). It was probably the scotch bonnet that did for you.
Likewise love using Who Dares Burns for adding to sauces, 1/2 teaspoon does for me! smile

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Sunday 24th February 2008
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Soup and dumplings on a boat in Thailand.

They put a huge amount of chilli in to kill any nasty st that may be living in it.

An experience I wouldnt want to repeat.

Cotty

39,720 posts

286 months

Sunday 24th February 2008
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Romanymagic said:
Cotty said:
smiller said:
My spiciest? Mrs M made a chili a couple of years ago with one scotch bonnet and a teaspoon of some American company's chili sauce "Who Dares Burns" by "Hotheadz". It was inedible, and for the next couple of months whenever we did a chili, we used a portion of the "Hotheadz" chili to spice the normal sauce.

Yeesh!

I use the Who Dares Burns sauce and its ok if you dont use to much (and don't get it on your skin). It was probably the scotch bonnet that did for you.
Likewise love using Who Dares Burns for adding to sauces, 1/2 teaspoon does for me! smile
Depending on how this turns out it might get a slug of Who Dares Burns when I reheat it tomorrow

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Bish

809 posts

209 months

Monday 25th February 2008
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Devon Nagga Chilli...............780,000 on the Schoville Scale.

neilsfishing

3,502 posts

200 months

Monday 25th February 2008
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spent 3 moths in Trichapily (south india) went on a tour with the barman from the hotel, went to a chill farm I eat on from the bush yung hard **** ME you could run a car on them

H_Kan

4,942 posts

201 months

Friday 14th March 2008
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A good curry is about the spicing, not the hotness. The stuff you get in regular curries is not at all authentic, they seem to spice it up for groups of macho lads. As Jas said, most of them are Pakistani or Bangladeshi owned. Even the Indian owned ones (few in London, Leicester and Brum) don't really replicate anything like a traditional home cooked curry.

As far as heat goes, we had potato 'shak' which is basically gujrati for something like a bombay potato with a bit more sauce, at somebodies house in some village in India. They said they had made it milder for us, but I have never tasted something so hot. We've all done silly stuff with chilli sauce/ Tobassco etc, this was on another level. Worst thing was we only had a limited amount of mineral water (we didn't forsee this emergency and only had enough for normal drinking) and couldn't drink the local water or chas (lassee which has been thinned with water.) In the end I had to get our driver to take me to the nearest shop about a ten minute drive away so I could buy some more water for the whole family!

big_treacle

1,727 posts

262 months

Wednesday 19th March 2008
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We had some Daves Insanity Sauce in our house. We binned it in the end due to it mostly being used for practical jokes which we could see getting dangerous. The last straw was when I managed to stitch myself up. Having had pizza for dinner one night, there was a slice left. Just before a bunch of us left for the pub I sneakily doused the last slice with insanity sauce. The pizza was a hot & spicy one anyway, so the my plan was that one of us would get home from the pub with a beer hunger & grab the bit of pizza - they wouldn't realise what they'd done til it was too late. Ha ha ha ha. It would be hilarious as it always is. Except the power of beer caused it to slip my mind & I ate it.

scruffy

1,244 posts

268 months

Thursday 20th March 2008
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big_treacle said:
We had some Daves Insanity Sauce
I like the Dave's Private reserve.

I've also shelled out for this...


Cotty

39,720 posts

286 months

Thursday 20th March 2008
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scruffy you are a nutta if you actually use that stuff

muppetdave

2,118 posts

227 months

Thursday 20th March 2008
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H_Kan said:
A good curry is about the spicing, not the hotness. The stuff you get in regular curries is not at all authentic, they seem to spice it up for groups of macho lads. As Jas said, most of them are Pakistani or Bangladeshi owned. Even the Indian owned ones (few in London, Leicester and Brum) don't really replicate anything like a traditional home cooked curry.

As far as heat goes, we had potato 'shak' which is basically gujrati for something like a bombay potato with a bit more sauce, at somebodies house in some village in India. They said they had made it milder for us, but I have never tasted something so hot. We've all done silly stuff with chilli sauce/ Tobassco etc, this was on another level. Worst thing was we only had a limited amount of mineral water (we didn't forsee this emergency and only had enough for normal drinking) and couldn't drink the local water or chas (lassee which has been thinned with water.) In the end I had to get our driver to take me to the nearest shop about a ten minute drive away so I could buy some more water for the whole family!
I had a couple of gorgeous vindaloos in Goa recently. Absolutely fantastic - hot, but the flavours were amazing. I don't and will continue not to bother eating them here as they're a waste of time!

scruffy

1,244 posts

268 months

Friday 21st March 2008
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Cotty said:
scruffy you are a nutta if you actually use that stuff
Having done the practical jokes in the pub (very small spot on the end of a toothpick - go on bet you can't - grown men reduced to crying etc...), it actually is a good ingredient (used very sparingly) -

needless to say, the Blair's stuff
hotheadz website said:
Blair's 16 Million Reserve
BLAIR IS FEATURED IN THE 2007 Guinness Book of world Records !!!!!! .....16 million Pure Capsaicin...The King Of all Spice!!!!- Find out why Blair's has received WORLDWIDE media attention.

We have only a couple of these available so first come first served. You will need to e-mail a waiver for insurance purposes as THIS IS NOT A FOOD PRODUCT!
Price: £299.00
is unopened.

...as is one of my bottles of Middleton Irish Whisky (untill i get more...)

... (new thread...)


Scraggles

7,619 posts

226 months

Tuesday 25th March 2008
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just tend to use 4-6 birdseye chillis frozen and use scissors to cut them up, tasted pretty good, but a-hole sort of did not like them very much and might reduce the dose, sort of blew out all over the place, but luckily was sitting in the right place. Felt quite hot....

Used to think the chilli powder in noodles was really hot smile

wont go for anything measured on scales, they are just too hot smile

Cotty

39,720 posts

286 months

Tuesday 25th March 2008
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Scraggles said:
just tend to use 4-6 birdseye chillis frozen and use scissors to cut them up, tasted pretty good, but a-hole sort of did not like them very much and might reduce the dose, sort of blew out all over the place, but luckily was sitting in the right place. Felt quite hot....

Used to think the chilli powder in noodles was really hot smile

[b]wont go for anything measured on scales[b], they are just too hot smile
Birds Eye chilis are rated 100,000 ~ 225,000 on the Scoville scale and they are a reasonably hot chili. Try scraping out the seeds next time

Scraggles

7,619 posts

226 months

Tuesday 25th March 2008
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this is a new batch, the chinese shop had some new types in, tend to not bother with the seed scraping, gives a different sort of effect, but certainly scrape some seeds to regrow smile probalby just use a red and green chilli instead of 2 of each smile

funny thing I saw as a kid, was some skinheads stealing all the birds eyes from a "stupid" pakistani as they called him, he appeared shocked that someone would eat that many smile

apparently they had very sore bottoms for a good week

LordGrover

33,556 posts

214 months

Tuesday 25th March 2008
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Many ... many years ago, a friend of mine, famous for his curry eating prowess was stitched up by our local curry house (deservedly so really).
We were regulars. Four to six times a week, often twice on a Friday - a quicky early doors on the way home from work, a skin full of beer then a full-on feast at 11 p.m. - Looking back a flipping nightmare bunch really. We'd all enjoy a good spicy curry; madras, vindaloo, meat Bengalore, prawn phal, etc. - the usual macho-thing. Anyhoo - this guy went in one night full of the usual bravado; "Hottest you can provide! Do your worst!"
It must've taken him two hours to eat this ridiculously hot phal - sweat was pouring from his brow but he wouldn't be defeated! The staff applauded as he finished and none of us paid that night. Result!
Except ... He was suffering. He got home and went to bed. He was restless. His girlfriend was worried about him as he was still sweating like a very sweaty thing. He must've fallen asleep though because he woke up in the early hours badly, I mean BADLY needing the loo. Needless to say he didn't make it.
He 'let go' while still in bed - which was a write-off! The insides of his thighs were burnt. His girlfriend's back was burnt. They both (claim) to have blistered their skin with the 'unspent alkaline' which exploded from his arse.
Now whether this story has been exaggerated, glorified and/or adulterated over the years, those of us that tasted that curry, that night, still have nightmares. It was the hottest thing in the whole world.
Ever!
Every time we went back to that curry house for months afterwards the staff would point out my friend to other customers and recount the tale of the inedible meal that he ate. I think just taking the mickey out of the mad English - but they definitely genuinely enjoyed telling the tale. thumbup


Daggerpie

1,434 posts

203 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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LordGrover said:
Many ... many years ago, a friend of mine, famous for his curry eating prowess was stitched up by our local curry house (deservedly so really).
We were regulars. Four to six times a week, often twice on a Friday - a quicky early doors on the way home from work, a skin full of beer then a full-on feast at 11 p.m. - Looking back a flipping nightmare bunch really. We'd all enjoy a good spicy curry; madras, vindaloo, meat Bengalore, prawn phal, etc. - the usual macho-thing. Anyhoo - this guy went in one night full of the usual bravado; "Hottest you can provide! Do your worst!"
It must've taken him two hours to eat this ridiculously hot phal - sweat was pouring from his brow but he wouldn't be defeated! The staff applauded as he finished and none of us paid that night. Result!
Except ... He was suffering. He got home and went to bed. He was restless. His girlfriend was worried about him as he was still sweating like a very sweaty thing. He must've fallen asleep though because he woke up in the early hours badly, I mean BADLY needing the loo. Needless to say he didn't make it.
He 'let go' while still in bed - which was a write-off! The insides of his thighs were burnt. His girlfriend's back was burnt. They both (claim) to have blistered their skin with the 'unspent alkaline' which exploded from his arse.
Now whether this story has been exaggerated, glorified and/or adulterated over the years, those of us that tasted that curry, that night, still have nightmares. It was the hottest thing in the whole world.
Ever!
Every time we went back to that curry house for months afterwards the staff would point out my friend to other customers and recount the tale of the inedible meal that he ate. I think just taking the mickey out of the mad English - but they definitely genuinely enjoyed telling the tale. thumbup
Hahaahaaaaaa...thats quality story, well explained too! sound like you're legends in that curry house, lets hope the tale gets pasted down thru the genorations, maybe get a plaque! Quality!! hehe

stimmers

2,312 posts

205 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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srebbe64 said:
My kids dragged me to a "Nandos" today - never been to one before. Well on the menu you have four different levels of "spicieness" and, being fond of all things hot and spicy, I went for the top level (Defcon 4).

I have never had such a culinary shock in all my life. I cried real tears. I will NEVER put myself though such agony ever again. Anyone else eaten anything that extreme?
Home made Tom Yum soup in Chang Mai in Thailand, or home made 'Fish' Soup in Barbados