Dirty takeaway pictures

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Pferdestarke

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Friday 30th November 2012
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GALLARDOGUY said:
Good value deal that.

Looks nice.

Lack of bowl is worrisome though...
Worrisome. I don't use that word enough.

In addition to the value they even sent me a free full size bag of salt and chilli chips as I asked them to in the special comments box.

The king prawns are awesome.

Feel st now though.

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Saturday 1st December 2012
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vladcjelli said:
The kebab fairy is winging his way to Chez Cjelli as we speak.

If everything goes to plan, he will deposit a large doner/shish mixed kebab with everything on it (salad & sauce) on a naan bread with a token portion of chips at my door.

Godspeed in your divine Micra chariot, godspeed.
Time yourself eating it and post us the results.

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Monday 3rd December 2012
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copjudgeredcard


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Tuesday 4th December 2012
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Excellent mid week contribution. Double points awarded.

At least breakfast is sorted for tomorrow.

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Tuesday 4th December 2012
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I'm in bother here. Hot dogs for dinner have caused shocking flatulence so I'm avoiding the wife at the minute.

A curry would cause serious problems for me right now.

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Friday 7th December 2012
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With the last dozen posts in mind, I'm afraid I can't post tonight as I'm in a lodge on Loch Lomand drinking fine single malts and being served refined food.

Don't worry though - normal service resumes by tomorrow and do you know what?

I can't fking wait!

To the regulars: cheers and be sure to post up some monstrosities!

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Saturday 8th December 2012
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Rob_T said:
I thought I'd pop by again to offer some more pearls of wisdom seeing as my earlier contribution went down so well.

All I can say is judging by what I've seen on this page alone it's a good job Starbucks are paying that £20m in corp tax. Hopefully some of that money will be used to employ some cardiac surgeons and defibrillators.. I would suggest a few of you are going to be making use of them in a few years...

Tuck in boys, don't let me put you off your dinners...
Well after eating a varied, balanced and nutritious diet all week, a treat is in order tonight.

Why not pop over to the whisky thread and suggest they stop having a tipple on a regular basis? Drinking is bad for you don't you know?

Speeding is potentially bad for you too so surely you can find a thread somewhere to misinterpret as well as this one.

Enjoy your undoubtedly healthy meal tonight; but be careful not to add any salt or fry any element of it as it'll be sure to kill you stone dead.

Do us all a favour though Rob - post us a picture of your meal tonight in here - even if it's not a takeaway - so we can see how to eat more healthily. Just like you.


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Saturday 8th December 2012
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vladcjelli said:
Pics if I can take a picture without the wife catching me.
I want to see those ribs man!


Pferdestarke

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Thursday 13th December 2012
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How did that happen?

That'll teach the Mrs to leave me alone for the evening with a rum and coke and the iPad!



1 X 57C. Special Chinese Offer (SPECIAL OFFER) - Choice of any 3 Chinese dishes (except aromatic duck & English meals) £ 10.00 £ 10.00
Kung Po Duck
Salt & Pepper King Prawn
Singapore Fried Rice
Card fee: £ 0.50
Delivery price: £ 1.00

Total: £ 11.50

Pferdestarke

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Thursday 13th December 2012
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Terrible picture. Doesn't do it justice.


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Friday 14th December 2012
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For scale surely?

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Friday 14th December 2012
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Leftover nuked Chinese from yesterday consumed with gusto.

No skin on roof of mouth from prawn crackers.

Reflux from neat Jack Daniels.

Win-win situation.

For pics refer to last night's post.

Pferdestarke

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Saturday 15th December 2012
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Jer_1974 said:
Out last night needed some grease for lunch.
A boneless fking box meal for one? Are you serious?

It's not a KFC unless you're left with a plate full of bones, stripped of all flesh, skin and fat.

3 piece variety is the daddy.

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Sunday 16th December 2012
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giblet said:
Top work!

11" chicken and lamb pizza for me, along with a portion of chips (not pictured)



Not a bad pizza and only a fiver!
Never seen lamb on a pizza menu before.

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Tuesday 18th December 2012
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GALLARDOGUY said:
Salad on a kebab is fine in my book. Need a bit of crunch. Drenched in garlic and chilli sauce, all the better.

Last night. The usual.

A fork? Christ - it'll be chopsticks next.

tongue out

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Tuesday 18th December 2012
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I'm looking forward to the grand unveiling.

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Tuesday 18th December 2012
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Dan_1981 said:
Hurridly checks how many dirty takeawayers are in the SS this year....
SS?

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Tuesday 18th December 2012
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AB said:
Nope!

It arrived, pics taken.

Stand by!
It's now 11:42pm and I have been continuously hitting the refresh button in anticipation of your fking pictures. Now where are they?

Pferdestarke

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Wednesday 19th December 2012
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I swear they weren't there when I looked at 11:30.

Nice curry, rice and excellent looking chips.

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Thursday 20th December 2012
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Fabric said:
Council Baby said:
I've lost 10lbs in the last month not contributing to this thread thumbup
Pfft, 10lbs of manliness!
Hammer/nail.
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