Dirty takeaway pictures

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Skylinecrazy said:

We had the boneless banquet instead!

we've agreed that one doesn't qualify on this thread. Why oh why would anyone order a KFC without bones?

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A very merry christmas to all Dirty Takeaway viewers and posters.

Here's to a healthy yet indulgent 2013!

Cheers!

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it looks curdled some how. I'm craving a Chinese tomorrow night. think I may stay in and get a huge one.

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Have you lodged a complaint with the establishment? Truly awful takeaway service there.

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Chinese smorgasbord





A bit thirsty this fine morn'

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Vieste said:

How many was that lot for?

3 of us.
there are leftovers that I can't eat today or I'd dry up like a shrivelled prune.

MSG central!

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You'll be back early in 2013. Of that I'm certain.

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Caulkhead said:

Who's the fourth plate and cutlery for then?

Jesus. My wife. However, she represents .2 of a normal portion hence being left out. she had a few noodles.

It's in the fridge for new years day breakfast.

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Paddy_N_Murphy said:

Right your southern pooofta's this is a Chicken Parmo.
Staple smoggies dirt.

Excuse the salad, I am trying to eat healthy this year.

Flaming Jesus man! Look at that river of cheese! Not to mention the deep fried chicken snitchel and fries.

I'm off the dirt for a while. Quite why I'm searching this thread is beyond me as it certainly isn't helping.

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Gwagon111 said:

It's wrecked your physical and mental health, simultaneously .

I reckon you'll be contributing a fair bit to this thread in 2013 if you need to put a bit of timber back on.

More the merrier.

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bint said:

Last night we had a Chinese takeaway for 5 of us, today may I present "Chinese takeaway leftovers pizza!"

Fail. Spring rolls are where it's at. These were made with leftover indian and fried in the garage man style.





I must do this again when back on the grease.

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Gwagon111 said:

Damn skippy. I'm on it as we speak.

Good man. It's good for the soul.

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I think he's gone soft on us.

The brown slurry above does look rather tasty.

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GALLARDOGUY said:

Oh ye of little faith.

Feast your eyes on this and drool...



(I had absolutely no intention of getting a takeaway tonight, you buggers...)

Always happy to help. I'm still on the salads and lean meat, no booze and some exercise so this thread is my feast I'm afraid.

It looks awesome as usual.

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Love it. I really do.

That is very very funny. I can't believe someone printed a canvas csv (comma separated values) and hung it from their wall.

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Heads up channel 5. Parmo documented on Sean Wilson's programme.

Apparently there's an annual event called 'The Parmo World Championships'

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Vieste said:

Not bad cotty.

Quantity yes, variety no. It looks like it needs some colour and some crunch and loads of chilli.

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giblet said:

My first dirty takeaway of the year, bit of a small one though.



1/4lb dirty cheeseburger laced in chilli sauce with some crappy looking chips and a can of coke for £2. Hit the spot.

That's a bargain. I reckon it'd take me 2 minutes 37 seconds to get through that bit of nose bag!

Here's Pete doing a Big Mac and fries in double quick time...

http://youtu.be/cjC87Ukmyi4

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Yum!





Filth of the highest order?

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I don't have a clue what you're talking about GG?