Nosing the Stilton
Discussion
Saddle bum said:
Nearly lost it, didn't I?
At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.
Then some t
t takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it.
Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.
I hope you kept a jolly good eye on the rotter to make sure he passed the port in the sort of direction only a decent chap would.At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.
Then some t
t takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it. Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.
Saddle bum said:
Nearly lost it, didn't I?
At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.
Then some tt takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it.
Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.
At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.
Then some t
t takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it. Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.
Regardless, I lol'd!
It wasn't that guy from down the road with a cracked window and overgrown garden was it?
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Ben Jk said:
He cut off the "nose" of the stilton??!!!
What an utter disgrace!
I nearly choked on my swan sandwich when I read that.
Let's rephrase the OP so that the piss-takers can understand it a bit better. What an utter disgrace!
I nearly choked on my swan sandwich when I read that.
"I was at a dinner party, and some guy took for himself what is considered by some to be the best bit of what was being offered to everyone. Not only was this very selfish, not only is it considered to be rude and against social etiquette, but he also looked rather smug about it like he knew exactly what he was doing"
Doesn't really matter that it was cheese. The point is that someone behaved rudely and selfishly, and then had the gall to look smug about it.
AJS- said:
HarryW said:
The real question is; Does a Dairylea triangle have a nose and how do you eat it........
I don't think it matter so long as you remember to only ever pass the White Lightning to the left.
Wasn't pretty!
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