The Great Breakfast photo thread

[craigjm]

Motion tabled to suspend Dibble's membership for a suitable period of time

[Bear-n]

Challenge: Demonstrate, using two slices of bread and a sausage roll, the reproductive process.

Dibble said:

[CharlesdeGaulle]

I'm not so sure on the grounds for suspension. It's so bad that it almost transcends awful and becomes alternative.

I really wouldn't want to eat that but I revel in the adventurousness of the spirit that thought it would be a good idea to try it.

In sum I recommend a verbal warning but no more.

[Sticks.]

RammyMP said:

Schoolboy error, mushrooms too close to the hash browns, therefore contaminated with shroom juice.

Ingredients look nice (apart from bean, obv) and an unfrazzled egg, yum. But it's a bit untidy, like it fell there. I do like a tidy breakfast.

This is all I could be bothered to do today.



I should really have moved the toast and bacon anti clockwise and put the HP between the eggs and bacon.



I think if Dibble passed that idea to Greggs it'd sell. Particularly with extra cheese or a curry sauce option.

[Bonefish Blues]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I'm not so sure on the grounds for suspension. It's so bad that it almost transcends awful and becomes alternative.

I really wouldn't want to eat that but I revel in the adventurousness of the spirit that thought it would be a good idea to try it.

In sum I recommend a verbal warning but no more.

Have we just seen the first work of the Damien Hirst of breakfasts, I wonder?

[tribalsurfer]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Go on 'ave a dirty 'Spoons.

[tobinen]

Ah yes, The Windmill at Stansted. Practically an institution. Excellent Bloody Marys too.

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Looks good to me, but the trouble with bacon on top of the toast is that you get bread-structural-compression as you cut the bacon and end up squidging it all down; how does one deal with this?

A very sharp knife helps considerably.

[BrabusMog]

Sticks. said:

I think if Dibble passed that idea to Greggs it'd sell. Particularly with extra cheese or a curry sauce option.

Pretty much the English equivalent of a Bunnings snag, which are extremely popular with our Antipodean cousins. I'd eat that but, because of the cheeky hoops comment, I motion for dibble to be given a break Just kidding, he's a solid breakie maker, usually.

[eskidavies]

Had a go McDonald’s sausage & Egg muffin,had to to buy rings pâtés ,eggs ,muffins and plastic cheese,it worked out ok,,only mistake was fresh square pâtés,I have found the frozen round ones for next time ,from reading here they are the ones,aren’t they,. Hash browns aswell, Brabus. Was gonna add these

What’s in the pot ????

[mickk]

Don't take the lid off that pot!!

[dxbtiger]

Bacon x 3
Sourdough toast
Egg
HP

Perfection

[sc0tt]

dxbtiger said:

Bacon x 3
Sourdough toast
Egg
HP

Perfection

That poor egg

[petemurphy]

dxbtiger said:

Bacon x 3
Sourdough toast
Egg
HP

Perfection

hate sourdough its too brittle as toast and has too many holes in

[BrabusMog]

eskidavies said:

Had a go McDonald’s sausage & Egg muffin,had to to buy rings pâtés ,eggs ,muffins and plastic cheese,it worked out ok,,only mistake was fresh square pâtés,I have found the frozen round ones for next time ,from reading here they are the ones,aren’t they,. Hash browns aswell, Brabus. Was gonna add these

What’s in the pot ????

Sausage and hoops mcmuffin would be ledge!

[craigjm]

petemurphy said:

hate sourdough its too brittle as toast and has too many holes in

Most sourdough has no holes at all

[Bonefish Blues]

I too am buying sourdough with holes

[BaldOldMan]

Sub £4 - what's not to like ?

[ReaperCushions]

BaldOldMan said:

Sub £4 - what's not to like ?

Even at 4 quid I’d like the bread toasted. Also looks like the bacon was cooked last Wednesday and heated up.

[Dibble]

Am I allowed back in yet?

I’ve nothing redemptory to post, I’m afraid. I’m just banking on the goodness of the breakfast thread’s members’ hearts. I’m quite happy to beg, as it’s obvious from my last post I have no shame whatsoever.

[ChevronB19]

A weird one, made specifically at the request of my 8 year old. From the bottom up, toast, ham, bacon, toast, fried egg. Looked quite nice!