Dirty takeaway pictures
Discussion
ritmo said:
My F&C rules.
curry sauce with sausage & chips - yes
curry sauce with fish & chips - no
gravy with fish or chips - only if youre a northerner
savaloy - only if youre a southerner
for this reason a savaloy has never come in contact with gravy
Mine:curry sauce with sausage & chips - yes
curry sauce with fish & chips - no
gravy with fish or chips - only if youre a northerner
savaloy - only if youre a southerner
for this reason a savaloy has never come in contact with gravy
Sausage and chips - curry
Fish and chips - peas, scraps and pickled onions, slice of s
tty white bread and butterNever had a savaloy but am partial to a battered sausage and chips.
What about pineapple fritters? Dirty as hell!
paulmurr said:
That lot I linked to have tried to posh it up, but put simply it's cheap cash n' carry brown sauce watered down with cheap cash n' carry vinegar.
Sounds horrible, but it isn't. It's utterly perfect with a chippy and I'm certain everyone on the east side of the central belt will agree
Just ordered 2 x bottles. /rippedofflikeamugagainthenSounds horrible, but it isn't. It's utterly perfect with a chippy and I'm certain everyone on the east side of the central belt will agree
redtwin said:
So about £60s worth of fish and chips there. 
The only complaint I have with Magpie is that they never seem to get the fish/chip ratio correct. The same seems true for all of these award winning boutique fish places though.
The platter is the only way to go in there. Enough for two, easily and at £16 is reasonable.The only complaint I have with Magpie is that they never seem to get the fish/chip ratio correct. The same seems true for all of these award winning boutique fish places though.
When the plate first came out it did look as though we needed more chips but we struggled to finish it all. The other platter belonged to my parents.
Haddock, cod, skate and salmon.
dtmpower said:
Can someone make a suggestion for a dirty Thai (meal)
Fancy having a Thai take away tonight or tomorrow to aid a stinking cold.
You want pla prad prik, pad thai, chicken massaman and fried rice. You'll also be needing some thai prawn crackers to act as mini shovels. I know it's not properly dirty but if you throw all of it on a plate and snap it with an iPhone camera in dimly-lit conditions you might get away with it.Fancy having a Thai take away tonight or tomorrow to aid a stinking cold.
Don't forget the six pack og Tsing Tao beers.
Pictures please!
What do you do to liven up an average bank holiday takeaway from the night before?
Remove it from the fridge
Mix it up
Add a third of it to a large spring roll wrapper and roll it up
Repeat x 3
Deep fry (in the garage) watch for Miracle Grow contamination
Rest
Serve and devour
Nobody can say it's not a takeaway and the fact that I mashed three curries and a tarka dhal in to one surely means it's dirty!
Remove it from the fridge
Mix it up
Add a third of it to a large spring roll wrapper and roll it up
Repeat x 3
Deep fry (in the garage) watch for Miracle Grow contamination
Rest
Serve and devour
Nobody can say it's not a takeaway and the fact that I mashed three curries and a tarka dhal in to one surely means it's dirty!
Dibble said:
I was on a late shift yesterday, so here's last night's effort from me:
Large chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.
No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...
Double hard bLarge chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.
No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...
d points for the cuffs and dildo in the background!
Soovy said:
Pferdestarke said:
Dibble said:
I was on a late shift yesterday, so here's last night's effort from me:
Large chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.
No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...
Double hard bLarge chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.
No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...
d points for the cuffs and dildo in the background!
Dibble - you're a genius, chum.
I have a vision of you eating that lot before interviewing a suspect.
"Shat it, you mappit. Ahhhhm the old bill, and I ain't appy...."
"Is this your kebab sir?"
"Gimme that here! Boy racer, just turned 17, thinks he's Nicky Lauda!"
"I've got me eye on you. Now on your way, you black .......!!"
Pleased with his confiscation, Dibble returns to the squad car (Vauxhall Senator 3.0 24v) to devour his snap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPnPI8mJGM
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