Show us your worst Christmas company lunch or present..
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AndrewW-G said:
Pah!, you dont know your born!
self employed and not only did we have nothing, but I've also had to shell out for the staff piss up and due to a client wanting me to load a car onto plane for him, I couldnt fecking go!
Edited by AndrewW-G on Saturday 19th December 23:24
Didn't get a staff piss up either. The place has been somewhat sombre to say the least in recent times.
Kermit power said:
thetapeworm said:
thehawk said:
I work for one of the largest IT companies in the world, if not the largest. Still raking in billions of dollars of profit and we got nothing.
I wonder if we work for the same one?- *?
OK, nothing for the adults, but the kids' Father Christmas pressies were pretty nice.
Maybe that's why I'm not getting anything at Christmas
3 letters, penchant for employing lots of management types to look after a decreasing number of people who can actually get the job done instead of producing a graph about how long it took.
Well, my client took me (and 120 other "consultants" - ahem) out for a very nice lunch and a 13 hour drinking session.
I reckon I had something in the region of:
3 beers
1 bottle of champagne
20 to 30 standard measures of whisky...
And they even paid me for 8 hours work (I was in the office for 3!)
I reckon I had something in the region of:
3 beers
1 bottle of champagne
20 to 30 standard measures of whisky...
And they even paid me for 8 hours work (I was in the office for 3!)
My Gifts were this year from work
£100 M&S Vouchers
Lanson Champagne
Luxury Cracker
4 Bottles of Mulled Wine (Can't stand the stuff)
Port & Stilton (Can't stand that either)
Luxury Christmas Pudding
Iced Christmas Cake
Shortbread Biscuits
Thornton's Mint Chocolates.
2 x Christmas Scented Candles.
All because i've been a good girl in the 4 months prior to Christmas.
Sadly I missed out on the Luxury Hamper and the Table Decoration!!!!
£100 M&S Vouchers
Lanson Champagne
Luxury Cracker
4 Bottles of Mulled Wine (Can't stand the stuff)
Port & Stilton (Can't stand that either)
Luxury Christmas Pudding
Iced Christmas Cake
Shortbread Biscuits
Thornton's Mint Chocolates.
2 x Christmas Scented Candles.
All because i've been a good girl in the 4 months prior to Christmas.
Sadly I missed out on the Luxury Hamper and the Table Decoration!!!!
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