Just ate a mouldy sausage roll. Consequences?

[anonymous-user]

Has someone checked he is still alive, I am worried.

I haven't eaten many mouldy foods, maybe bread etc, but ate a tuna mayo sandwich that had been sitting in the car for 8 hours in the summer, around 30-40 degrees c, was lovely and hot, moist and festering, made my tummy gurgle for hours but I lived to tell the tale.

[HRL]

Well his last post was at 10:24pm last night. That doesn't bode well considering it's now 3:30pm the day after...

[jmorgan]

Probably stuck in the bog and run out of paper.......

[soad]

The OP has been posting today.

[BigMacDaddy]

Or at least the alien mould-beast that has assumed control of his body has been posting.......

[exgtt]

Top tip if anyone suffers a similar fate, get drunk as fk. It's the reason we've not suffered more losses in the dirty takeaway thread due to food poisoning. A good strong g&t will sort that mould out.

[MitchT]

Still here

[mybrainhurts]

Holy st, we're haunted now....

[Dogwatch]

MitchT said:

Still here

Sooooooo. Did the bottom fall out of your world, or vice versa?

How was A&E?

[BoRED S2upid]

exgtt said:

Top tip if anyone suffers a similar fate, get drunk as fk. It's the reason we've not suffered more losses in the dirty takeaway thread due to food poisoning. A good strong g&t will sort that mould out.

Very good advice the alcohol will kill the nasty germs. There has to be a reason we haven't lost people in that thread some of the stuff that's been eaten!

[technodup]

BoRED S2upid said:

Were they reformed chicken? If so then that has been cooked mechanically stripped from a chicken formed into shapes, cooked and breaded.

I don't know, they were Sainsbury's for sure but the texture was all wrong. I was going to say I've eaten enough chicken to know the difference but they had some sort of flavouring in the crumb so I wasn't paying attention.

Raw chicken is squidgy. Cooked is firm. How I didn't realise earlier I'm not sure. Hungry probably.

[MitchT]

Dogwatch said:

Sooooooo. Did the bottom fall out of your world, or vice versa?

How was A&E?

Nothing. Felt ever so slightly icky for a while but that might be purely due to the psychology of knowing what I'd eaten rather than any actual physical effects.

[dudleybloke]

Now its proven to be safe you can eat the rest of it.

[mybrainhurts]

When it works its way through you, make sure you jump off the thunder box before it bites your arse.

Edited by mybrainhurts on Wednesday 14th October 14:26

[Martin4x4]

MitchT said:

Still alive. No ill effects yet.

I took a photo (of the bit I hadn't eaten by the time I noticed) for posterity ...

Looks like Penicillium, the source of the antibiotic Penicillin and varieties used in Stilton, Danish Blue, Roquefort cheese etc to keep dangerous bacteria at bay. These are mostly harmless.

Edited by Martin4x4 on Tuesday 13th October 22:46

[cirian75]

[calibrax]

MitchT said:

Dogwatch said:

Sooooooo. Did the bottom fall out of your world, or vice versa?

How was A&E?

Nothing. Felt ever so slightly icky for a while but that might be purely due to the psychology of knowing what I'd eaten rather than any actual physical effects.

It probably made you feel better. Peicillin does that